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i love a little gall on gall.
photo by @sunstiitchphorography on insta
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Dame also got that golden retriever energy, she's so proud of her girl.
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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies
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harrowhark gets her lobotomy at claire's: the aftermath comic
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The brainworms are back
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More Gideon and Harrow shenanigans today :)
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What'd you get? 😅😅
Aeroplane
William
Aeroplane
Appeal
Woman
Aeroplane
Wolfram
What
appalled
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the girls are......fighting..?
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An introduction to narrative styles of the Locked Tomb series, care of me rambling about it on discord
Book 1 is like LMAO BONES. And hot girls 😏 Murder mystery dinner party, with sciency magic but mainly we just understand the swords. Protag has no idea what’s going on but that’s actually very helpful for helping the reader understand what’s going on.
Book 2 is like Psychedelic Celestial Griefcore, with very complex magic Sci Fi that gets elaborated on at length. Dark. We are In Space for most of the book. God is there. Protag has no idea what’s going on because her brain is fucked and it’s… sad? And extra confusing for the reader.
Book 3 is like Sunshine and Rainbows! Too much sunshine for most people actually! All the surrounding characters are living in a shitty urban sci fi dystopia but the narrator is full of love and joy in her city of riots and poverty and sweltering sun. Protag no idea what’s going on because she’s only been alive for 6 months. Love & Light 🥰
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see if cytherea is supposed to be the villain then why did she cradle gideon’s head in her lap and say “oh good girl you poor baby you magnificent creature just keep going. you were incredible. astonishing.” and then kiss her on the forehead???? checkmate liberals.
#the thing that Gets me about cytherea #is that she Gets the concept pf cavaliers is fucked up #in that same scene shes going on about how much cavs have to sacrifice that there is no peace for them #shes weeping she WEEPS for gideon #and yet all of her compliments center on what a good cavalier Gideon is #she cannot conceptualize gideons worth outside of being an excellent tool #ten thousand years has POISONED her mind #its fucking insidious i LOVE it. sees a tormented little servant girl and goes oh nobody appreciates you #do you want to be MY servant #what the FUCK. kicking my legs giggling cy you nasty bitch
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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!
Happy summer solstice! The dark begins to return tomorrow!!
This post is applicable in both hemispheres on both solstices!
If you struggle to apply the post correctly try rotating it upside down.
¡sdlǝɥ ʎllɐǝɹ sᴉɥʇ 'sʞuɐɥ┴
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Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals
'Tis the season
I wrote a nsfw griddlehark fic bc the wait for Alecto is killing me so enjoy 💀
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Tumblr took down the original
So here
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just for clarification: saw a more meta post about the whole "alectopause" thing the other day so i wanted to say, this is not the fandom being angry at tor or tazmuir or carl or whatever over alecto's release date, at least not within my tlt following/mutual circle. alectopause is about being funny and absurd and coming up with our own content while we wait (however long, because it will be worth it) for atn news/for atn to release. i will say as a general word of advice to the fandom: don't harass tor or carl or tommy arnold or anybody else working on the books. it might have been funny to @/ the tor books account once but let's not make it a habit, okay? art takes time and these people probably have enough stress and pressure as it is.
okay back to your regularly scheduled palamedes lactose intolerance posting
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Pre-Alecto tlt agenda 2024
- Gideon Nav stockholm syndrome discourse
- Socratic seminar on what kind of car each character would drive
- 200k Naberius Tern/Matthias Nonius enemies-to-lovers fic
- Full Canaan crew ranked by how likely Ianthe would be to use them as the furnace of her lyctorhood (if Babs had eaten a bad clam and died)
- The full audiobooks but every time Harrow or Gideon say something incriminatingly gay about each other it gets faster (20 minute video)
- Art contest: design a dog bed for Noodle
- Placing every lyctor on the butch-femme spectrum
- Reblog chain of things we would do for a proper griddlehark kiss (be boiled alive in fat, etc)
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"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-
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i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy
For the record this is missing the post where he explains that she didnt go in specifically to harrass the worker. She went in there just to inform something along the lines of " i know you dont have control of this but the sign is misleading and I need to tell your manager" but then the worker started preaching the "true science" and girl had the green light to go to war from there