sick n salty

Like who has this kind of time

If I had the opportunity to get my wife that I love out of Hades I would simply not turn around to check if she's there

RIP to Orpheus but I'm different

I mean RIP to Eurydice foremost

i’ve watched this 20 times

Moldy Fruit Sculptures Formed From Precious Gemstones Challenge Perceptions of Decoration and Decay

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

Fury: the world needs a new iron man

Peter:

Virgo will often act happy in situations where they are actually miserable. What Virgo does not realize, however, is that Virgo’s misery as actually apparent to everyone in the room. They are not good at hiding their bad moods. Virgo can bring everyone’s vibes down without realizing it and then wonder why people are upset with them.

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

I'M LOVING THIS ENERGY

As a Scottish person living in England I feel this on a personal level, when people say shit like “well it’s not the genuine asylum seekers I’m bothered by, it’s the people who just move here to get a better job and take advantage of our welfare system” and I’m like “Mate, I literally moved 500 miles south to a different country just to get a better job and better weather, if you’re going to hate on anyone for that hate on me.” 

Then they try to back-track and say things like “Well you already speak perfect English so it’s fine” and I’m like “My grandma didn’t speak very good English when my grandparents settled in the UK from Finland, what are you trying to say?” 

And they’re like “Well I’m sure you’re grandparents had useful jobs and weren’t just sponging off the system.” like… nah, my grandma mended clothes and my grandad sold garden sheds, they weren’t exactly brain surgeons 

“But they…” just admit it, it’s not white immigrants that bother you, I doubt Americans go on marches protesting the Canadian undergrad students who overstay their visas or all the germans and scandinavians who just rocked up in the Midwest one day and decided to call it their own.

This was how I finally started to understand white privilege. 

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day a man somewhere wakes up and decides to become a film major

The plot thickens.

me as a gym leader: *flicking lights on and off* welcome to my ghost type gym 

trainer: this is an out of business hot topic 

peter parker: *loses yet another father figure in his life*

marvel execs casting jake gyllenhaal as mysterio:

i know twilight gets shit on a lot but if a boy told me he was a supernatural creature who was in love w/ me in the pacific northwest woods i too would risk it all 

Ari Aster is like…witches! Cults! The inherent trauma of being a woman! And honestly, I feel seen.