~Static Brain~

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

i made a uquiz to figure out which greek god you share vibes with

“Apollo

honestly im much kinder in all the other ones but you have… such bottom energy. I mean really. you’ve got the whole homosexual tragic romance thing going on. Its not bad! its just i feel like you invented tragic relationships. congrats on being good at literally everything though, its totally fair that you get music, poetry, culture, truth, prophesy etc etc etc. oh yeah and the epitome of beauty. leave something for the rest of us huh?”

(source)

i found it. the thread that connects all my bullshit

Nobody should have to experience googling their disorder for help and support and exclusively find articles about how neurotypical people can “deal with them”

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]

whenever I talk to my cat about some human related business and he just walks away I think of this image

The passage of time has been declared problematic

It’s even funnier how the Naruto storyline is even older than a lot of these people.

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

cat haters dni

There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

I-??????? I can't really get that my brain hurts

Grammatically speaking, Pronouns are a game we play with society.

A crew of sailors discuss their ship. "her mast is strong but the sails need changin. She's a beaut though."

I see a fancy rock on my hike. I pick it up, turn to my friend and say "Look at him, he's so handsome"

A group of our sparkling Gay gentlemen meet up for a night out. "Girl, Daniel's serving up looks tonight. Queen! She's stunning love. She's killin it."

My neighbor needs a cup of sugar, I take some to them.

My lesbian friend wants to introduce me to her fellow female partner. "There's Star, he's wearing the blue jacket. Let's catch up with him"

What's real is how respect for one another makes us feel. He/him lesbians deserve your respect.

Pronouns are also more related to gender presentation than gender itself for some people!

Lesbians calling themselves "fathers", "husbands", "boyfriends", "handsome", and other words associated with men are a part of their gender presentation as masculine women as well as their reclamation of the idea that "lesbians just want to be men". He/Him pronouns is just a part of that!

thank you @national-shitpost-registry

Trying to explain anything when you have adhd

It's the 'hear me out' that gets me

What i like even more is Jerma actually does have adhd and will explain it sometimes on stream

Nobody can ever understand what the fuck I’m saying and I’m proud of that

So uh… hey everyone. I’m doing this again.

In case you don’t remember, I have a blog that’s… kinda weird. You know one of those hunger games simulators that people enter their friends into?

Yeah. Well… I have a blog dedicated to that, but like… it doubles as an in-character askblog. You can enter in the games, ask the host some questions, and who knows, if you manage to make it through, you might have a bigger role in the whole plot I’m starting to construct :)

Head to this blog to check it out, and please join. I need 24 whole participants per game, it’s going to be a doozy.

@hgpestilence

Still only 5 people in the game

i need 24 members to run a game so like. Pls???

(and also don’t worry I just put your name in a thingie and it says “oh yeah that guy does this and that” and that’s it. it’s haha funnie but if you were worried it was like a whole big thing that you have to be on time for dw , that’s happened before 😅)

splice phrases “the devil is in the details” and “the proof is in the pudding”, you get “the proof is in the details” (makes sense) and “the devil is in the pudding” (omen)

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

world heritage post

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger