*Falls over* oops I dropped these… dunno where these came from…

Anyways Danno as Cardinal in Chp 12 of “If You Give a Bat a Burger” by @noir-renard

in the tags

say what you think prev's url means

My show is being rebooted. We have better executives now.

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

i don't care about its tragic backstory that thing had better have all its shots

it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

This five seconds clip is one of the funniest things in all of the DC universe.

Things I love about this:

1. The fastest man alive didn't think there was a man crime fighting in a bat suit.

2. Barry thought rumors of a man in a bat suit were too good to be true to the point where the news that he exists makes him physically react.

3. Green Lantern is over it all after the first sentence.

4. Hal is so apathetic.

5. Bruce does not even attempt to look over when hearing Barry. He just tinkers more.

6. Wait wha-

And of course:

this is sending me

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

erm achtually

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i’m not over this. i don’t think i’ll ever be over this

Tumblr is trying so hard not to let me post the funniest lent picture I've ever seen but I don't give up easy

In a similar vein:

It should be a bigger scandal that J.K. Rowling is threatening to sue small accounts for accurately calling her a Holocaust denier. So glad the Streisand effect exists. Now we can all rebuke her reprehensible views more than ever.

The one good thing about the USA is the concept of free speech (even though it's often more of an in theory thing)

So I can repeat that Rowling is a Holocaust denying wretched bitch all I want.

"Because I lost, that was EMBARRASSING "

Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

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