person announcing 12 points: *try to build suspense* me, having a basic understanding of geography: just,,,,,, say it.

as some of you complain that a “straight ballad” won, remember that duncan is openly bisexual and has a boyfriend

Cyprus gives Greece 12 points.

Europe:

explaining eurovision voting rules to non-european friends

when the ‘former contestants medley’ is better than the actual show

some fool: “infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history”

eurovision:

cinematic parallels

Since San Marino made it to the final, next year I want Vatican City to take part in the 2020 Eurovision contest, with the Pope himself singing and all the cardinals doing the most badass choreography of all times, and of course they must be dressed up as catholic goths.

strong evidence suggests thousands of people only really feel alive during the eurovision week

If the Met Gala guests had watched Eurovision then maybe they would KNOW what Camp is

Poland’s witchy vibes are giving me life

Czech Republic is the sex pop banger that maybe we didn’t deserve but we still got

Portugal 2018: no LED backgrounds

Israel 2019: 

I already hate the hosts

- ancient european proverb

me tonight

Me and the squad™, meeting to watch Eurovision

why do the Czech Republic look like a mix between the 1975 and the wiggles

hello to everyone who is still using this dying website

i have made a brief return to celebrate my favourite holiday

Quality tfb lyrics