me and the homies once we all get vaccinated for covid

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

what about stingy from lazy town

this dog gets it

mutuals do this

Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana

If you didn't want me to fall for the villain you shouldn't have made them sexy and sad

It checks out

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

we, the uglies, deserve love too

creepypasta

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

lms if you cried

girl don't talk to me, going through the devastating realisation that i will never meet a man as good as mr noel fielding

I eat, get horny, think about weird shit and days just go by