Matt

have we tried substance abuse my liege

we should try again your grace

you may think your only options are

but in fact you can

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

list of bugs that are mammals

1. acorn weevil

(source)

They trade places for a day like the prince and the pauper

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

theyre boyfriends 

Have you ever just really been in the mood to see penis

i love this website

went fast for our sins

CHRIS EVANS, his Brother SCOTT EVANS, (Left) and SCOTT’S Boy Friend / Partner (middle)

“Scott, why do all the men you bring home look like me?”

I can NOT stop thinking about this tiktok

update: i have not stopped thinking about this tiktok

update: i have not stopped thinking about this tiktok

But it'll be worth it.

See, in the correct genre and the correct context these are all absolutely brilliant.

These could be Douglas Adams quotes.

the replies are killing me

Sticky hand wall update

Yep… totally fine…

Update the third.

True love is happening on the sticky hand wall.

Union of Man and Sticky Hands

@urbilaterian

As far as I’m concerned, this is art

I don’t think this even was the result of quarantine, I think he was just already like that

This is the guy who created Gravity Falls by the way

Oh yeah, then hes just like that.

Greek novelist Auguste Corteau and his husband Anastasios Samouilidis, the first homosexual couple to be married at Athens' city hall, March 7th 2024

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep