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*wants to read* *doesnt read*

*wants to draw* *doesnt draw*

*wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language*

*wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies*

*wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt*

James Acaster in The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up to Cancer

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

Robert Sugden, I’m arresting you on suspicion of…

requested by @letthe3000rain

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

i thought this was about years. but yes

Nothing says self care like a 500 year long nap

no one:

people born in the 90s: i have to play the sims or i will actually die

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

adulthood is spending 20 minutes debating the phrasing of an email that essentially says ‘thanks’

Owned 

and then you find out that shit was real!

21/10/2015 + 21/10/2016

You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. Remember who you are. The Lion King (1994) dir. Rob Minkoff & Roger Allers

Just try to remember who you are.

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know