my favourite rat video
Sometimes I remember that Supernatural writers are so bad at their jobs that they accidentally made it canonically impossible for Dean to be John’s son
Okay okay this is for the (2) people who asked for this and those two people specifically. So in season 2, we see a John’s dog tags. These dog tags demonstrate that his blood type is AB. And in season 10, during the ritual to turn demon Dean human again, we learn that Dean’s blood type is O+. Idk what you remember from 9th grade biology, but it’s impossible for someone with AB blood to have a kid with O+ blood, meaning it is biologically impossible for Dean to be John’s son.
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JODIE WHITTAKER & MANDIP GILL Behind the Regeneration
Seeing her going increasingly apeshit for this drink as the ingredients get added is SO GOOD, lmao.
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is
[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #looks down at my bloodstained shirt as i say this before passing out as sarcastically as possible /End ID]
i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros
i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass
I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.
“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”
😭😭😭
“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”
MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.
*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones
Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.
Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this
it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT
