"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
People will spend hours watching "ending explained" videos and reading about how Ed, Edd, n Eddy is set in purgatory or some such barmy nonsense, but the moment you tell them a piece of media was motivated by racism or corporate interest in affecting public opinion or the Pentagon's funding suddenly you're reading too much into it.
theres 25+ year olds out here going to online word wars for a woman that sings this in 2022 ill never understand it ill never take you seriously either
you coulda locked me in a room for two months to come up with lyrics to edit in for a joke about her writing and i wouldnt have been able to come up with anything nearly as vapid and terminally lame as this
did not realize there was a Gollum game out so I was staring at this thumbnail like 'well damn the little dude had his problems but 22 minutes of criticism seems excessive'
Here’s a video of Hozier saying ‘You’re in her DMs, I’m in her flower bed’
Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark
costume appreciation: Harlots: Charlotte Wells (costumes by Edward K. Gibbon)
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Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?
Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.
Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.
This is the time to get creative with it, too, because realistic reports are a Bad idea here (they will get used as “evidence” that gender affirming care is dangerous). We actually want to send all the random, wild shit we can think of!
my final form
yeah. for once, actual random bullshit works.
most times, I advise against sending obviously fake things because they can just filter it. but submitting things that seem plausible, even if they are completely fake, will be used as a reason to actively harm us. because these people don't care whether or not they're telling the truth.
so don't make up believable stories. instead just spam them with copypastas until your email gets blacklisted. then get a new email and spam them again.
yall itll take fake emails
You can tell someone thinks all sex workers are sex slaves and all johns are incels by the way the respond to that post, but anyways. Sex work is work, customers are customers. You buying your friend's only fans video is no different than someone paying for an escort or stripper's time.
Everyone is on their captain save a hoe shit...the hoes don't want nor need to be saved, I'm pretty sure the hoes (gender neutral) just want to be respected to make their own decisions
The biggest thing I'm seeing "only men want sex, anyone else is a deviant or Evil"..."I support sex workers but their clients (men bc only men want sex) are all rapists"..."sex work is bad bc sex and wanting sex is bad"...
Hey. Y'all are sounding like fundies.
i think the reason so many people online are like "yeah i respect sex workers but i think anyone who's pays for sex is a cum brained freak" is that so many people seem to unintentionally view desiring sexual intimacy as like incel behavior. like i promise you the problem with incels isn't that they want to have sex with beautiful women the problem is they view women as non-human hope this helps.
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Solid fucking point
Said this to my wife and she pulled out our vase with an octopus on it. She got me.
i’ve only ever seen this picture cropped to orlando holding the lizard… which is cute don’t get me wrong but i like this even more. Examining a little lizard is a group activity
#lizard contemplation