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He said, C-- and N-- got married right over there, you can't see it now 'cause of the rubbish. I made flowers grow for them out of the garden, but they came out...weird. Some of the roses had teeth.

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jackie and wilson the most song of all time hozier was like yes every other 23 year old is only interested in hookup culture but what if i lock eyes with you from across the room and i start planning a future where we fall in love and take care of each other and spend the rest of our lives together. don’t worry i’ve already picked out our children’s names. oh damn you already left. oh my god hello other person i just saw across the room what if we fell in love-

the ninth house being called the house of the sewn tongue. the sewn tongue, a ritual quite unlike any other form of necromancy that prevents the subject from speaking on a certain topic. the sewn tongue, which appears to be at least part flesh magic, something very much not typically associated with the ninth, and the only way to subvert it being to remove one's entire jaw. harrow kissing ianthe to confirm the sewn tongue was still in place. alecto kissing/biting harrow and verbally identifying her as the blood of anastasia. anastasia, who believed she had perfected lyctorhood, only to "fail" and "force" john to kill her cavalier to "save" her when she tried. anastasia, who in all likelihood had to be forcibly prevented from speaking the truth. anastasia, who then founded the ninth house to guard alecto and made some arrangement with her. the ninth house, which at terrible cost ensured that the blood of anastasia lasted those ten thousand years. the ninth house, the symbol of which is a jawless skull

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine