literally one of the most iconic scenes in prisoner of azkaban is the twins telling harry that wood is in the showers trying to drown himself because they lost the quidditch game where harry almost died

reasons why draco malfoy should’ve had a redemption arc

reasons why Snape shouldn’t have gotten a redemption arc

- killed Dumbledore

- bullied children

- was a death eater

- felt no remorse about his betreyal till he was physically dying

- held a grudge against someone for over 10 years and took it out on his son

- crawled over the dead body of his crushes husband to hold her dead body while her infant son was crying alone in his bed

- was not a child lol

Also, Snape would have remained a death eater if Neville became the chosen one

Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

Happy September 1st!

Davos: okay lad here’s the plan: you go find her, you remind her that she loves you (remember to take off your shirt before you see her), and you bring me back at least a dozen grandkids.

Gendry:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

When Cersei said “I don’t want to die like this”, like me too, boo. I mean I want you to die, but not like this.

Listen I’ll stop trashing Snape as soon as someone can give me a good reason for Neville Longbottom, the boy whose parents were tortured to insanity by someone who is still alive, to be more afraid of Snape than anything in the world.

do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

Yes…

due to personal reasons I’ll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist

melisandre, grasping at straws: ONE OF YOU FUCKERS HAS TO BE THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED

dany: why shouldn’t we kill ser jaime?

brienne:

but like jkr threw andromeda in our faces like “oh, yeah, and that one cool cousin i had who married a muggle born, ted tonks” like its fucking nothing and then said nothing about her except that she looked like bellatrix like idgaf about albus severus’ cursed life tell me how a black whose sister ended up being a mad mass murderer married a muggle born and raised a hufflepuff and incidentally the coolest auror in the business

Goblet of Fire: CEDRIC DIGGORY

Harry Potter: This is awesome 

Harry Potter: It’s gonna be such a fun year

Harry Potter: Hogwarts is definitely gonna win this thing

Goblet of Fire: HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter:

Harry Potter: I came out to have a good time -

Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Harry Potter: I’m honestly feeling sO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW AND NO I DID NOT

Hermione smugly presenting the findings of the international symposium that declared Pluto not a planet as final proof that astrology is made up.

But it turns out that’s what’s been throwing off everyone’s readings so a lot of divination quickly starts becoming more refined and accurate when they take that into account.

Hermione is hailed as a divination savant and that’s what she’s most known in the history books for.

you: but she hated him!

me, an intellectual: nah she didn’t

If you hate James Potter you are Wrong™

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it

Rita Skeeter and Bellatrix Lestrange (née Black) were both born in 1951 and both in Slytherin.

People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.