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i don't need no makeup i got fish face i'm daytime

@hoebutmadefashion / hoebutmadefashion.tumblr.com

I'm not only a hoe but also a slut
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Anonymous asked:

You’re 45?!!?

Girl I'm joking... I'm clearly 55

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marcitlali

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

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*shaking the trans girl by the shoulders* you deserve better than car sex with chasers. you deserve better then getting caught up in other peoples polycule drama. you deserve better than being the tme queers token transfem. you deserve a world where you can express your desires without being seen as a monster

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meladoodle

Tonight my first ever stand up comedy special is released. I’m dropping it for free on my YouTube channel, I just wanted as many people to be able to see it as possible not behind a paywall.

It’d mean a lot if you watched it! Or hell just leave it playing on the tv while you go out.

It is now available to stream on demand! It would mean the world if you watched/shared/liked.

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switch842

This was HILARIOUS. I legit laughed out loud so much during this. Please watch it and give her all your views.