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It's my first time @dennys omg

Types of friends when giving presents:

friend: take their time wrapping it, choose a pretty wrapping paper, gets an expensive, meaningful gift. best friend: a tissue that they sneezed in. if they care they might put it in a plastic bag.

spongebobssquarepants

Source: ruinedchildhood.com

This watermelon has an ass

me: *does a prank with no regrets or doubts* also me: *feels bad and says sorry*

He is precious

#made with tumblr #gif

thebootydiaries

Thank you mr egg

Idk I got bored so I made this!

Me

theycallmewisechild

Me on phone: guurl u gotta come see this look at all these ramen noodles u know dats yo favorite

spongebobssquarepants

me: *makes a tiny unimportant mistake*

me: time to return to the sea

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

teenyweenynotepad

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

If your heartless then you probably scrolled past

me: evil laughter

I just want to be one of those cute kawaii tumblr girls with cute and pretty rooms and money to afford cute clothes why can't I have that life

spongebobssquarepants

thebootydiaries

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.

girl: so what do you do in your free time?

me: i run a meme page

girl: fucking take me already