Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

Rosh Hashanah is September 16th, 2033

Tom Kippur is September 25th, 2023

you’ve been told’t

oh my god 🫢

drew this for june 19th then forgot to post it

they could be a dynamic duo they have the POTENTIAL!!!!!

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

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LETS DANCE

Headcanon: El Lobo Is a very Gentle when he comes for young children/elderly souls

nimonisms :-)

im not getting another social media ever in my life. if tumblr goes down ill just get everyone in the world's phone number and we can be friends

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hey im getting a vibe this isnt about nicknames

shinigami eyes have allowed for some wild enviromental storytelling

"But what will you do without new shows to watch during the strike?" babygirl I have at least fifteen half-watched shows and at least fifty shows I Meant To Watch But Didn't under my belt. I have Chronic Put Something On My List And Never Watch It Syndrome. any one of my queues on any one of those streaming services is full of forgotten dreams

Paige the Notepad! Absolutely love her

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

i was in the passenger seat and my girlfriend put her arm out when she made an abrupt stop and her friend in the backseat was like “aww that was so cute that you just instinctively did that!!” and it WAS very cute but i know she used to deliver pizzas. i know i was precious pizza cargo

I love how myhouse.wad has all the non-doom people going "holy shit this is a spooky house and a gay love story and omg why is shrek a boss fight?"

And then Doom people are like "holy shit the music is different why is it smooth weapons now why am i so tall i cannot believe the line teleportation they've done so seamlessly and omg why is shrek a boss fight?"

For all the interpretations and theory crafting, the shrek boss fight is still a giant ??????????? for everyone

MyHouse.wad has been on my mind ALL DAY. it’s scary. it’s a love story. it’s a visceral depiction of grief. it’s a DOOM 2 MOD??

myhouse.wad spoilers (incomprehensible if you haven’t played it (WHICH YOU SHOULD DO)),

But here’s some YouTube comments that shortened my lifespan by 27 hours