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HELLO??? SPEAK NOW TV AVAILABLE JULY 7???

i knowwww omgggggg

girls are like “you’re so pretty 🥺🥺” no bitch, YOU are. You are pretty. YOU ARE PRETTY. YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. not me. YOU.

let me now flip that back because YOU, YOU ARE SO FUCKING PRETTY, GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL (beautiful man, will you wear wigs?). YOU, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, EVERYONE IS. EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE THEY ARE THEM.

btw if you stan Lover (2019) in 2023 i’m in love with you

same

@taylorswifff time to bring this back

yeah, i need it @taylorswifff

please, i just want a brown-haired cute math nerd to bake cookies with

i am brown haired and a nerd, but not a math one

“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of a Library.” -Jorge Luis Borges ♡

istg if i see one of you make one more stupid mean joke about this situation i’ll need a gun and your adress

thinking about that time my geography teacher lost his patience (because he was yelling at us about how we are always talking and we think he doesn’t hear us - i replied that it’s literally his job to educate us and make it seem interesting enough for us to actually listen) and asked me to go up to the front and teach instead of him, so i did and then he tries to imitate my classmates and says “i wanna go homeeee” and without missing a beat i say “window’s that way” HOW DID I EVEN THINK OF THAT

that's so fucking slay.

i have a similar story.

so in our school our teachers have to go with us to lunch, and we have assigned times to years. so when i was in like year 7, it was my geography teacher who was supposed to go with us to lunch. but he was an idiot, so he left without us, even though he knew that me and my friends were having lunch too. so, we came there like 5 minutes late, because we waited for him in front of our building and when he didn't show up, we just gave up and went to the canteen by ourselves. when we came there he started shouting at us "why are we late", so i, of course, replied that "he didn't wait for us, therefore it's his fault". he then started accusing me of it being my fault because blah, blah, blah. so i lost patience and straight up said to him that, "it is not my fault that he's dumb." so yeah.

FOR THE LAST TIME

MATH IS BLUE

ANY LANGUAGE YOU LEARN IS RED

ART IS DARK PURPLE

BIOLOGY IS FOREST GREEN

MUSIC IS GOLDEN

SCIENCE IS NEON BLUE OR NEON GREEN

GEOGRAPHY IS COBALT BLUE

P.E. IS ORANGE

PHYSICS IS HOT PINK

HISTORY IS BROWN

yep

reblog if you’ve ever:

 the world needs to know how common these things are.

i love how tiktok swifties think that they’re the only ones on this planet and acting like the top influencers, all just because they’re swifties

and meanwhile, tumblr swifties just clowning everytime Taylor posts anything, making our theories in peace, sipping hot beverages together in a virtual coffee shop, making friends (now don’t lie, you have one of your best friends on this site too) and talking about this certain blonde woman

yep.

ok eliza, be honest, did you add "ok some of them can be nice" bcs i have tt?

taylor swift (the eras tour) lockscreens

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

hey (with the intention of dancing to taylor swift in the pouring rain with you)

hi (would love to)

also btw if my future partner won’t let me be in charge of our wedding playlist, so i can fill it with taylor swift songs, then i don’t care, we’re breaking up

to this day i was not aware that you can burn butter

u can burn butter?!

apparently, @taylorswifff knows how to do it

you're fucking kidding me. @taylorswifff how do you burn butter

oh my god just put it in a pan and it would turn black on it's own start sizzling and then the smoke would come out of it

for real? omfg, i need to try that

to this day i was not aware that you can burn butter

u can burn butter?!

apparently, @taylorswifff knows how to do it

you're fucking kidding me. @taylorswifff how do you burn butter