What is life after reading these.

Well that fucked me up

Me to my wife on our 25th wedding anniversary: so.. We’ve been hanging out a lot the past few years and.. Idk like….. What are we?

My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder.

if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS

Reblog if you’re the lgbt death squad

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through

“tell me more, hooman”

Otter omg

Otters are puppies of the sea.

"School is not a fashion show"

Honey, just watch me