when he says "warm touching warm... reaching out... touching me, touching you" in sweet caroline. that's some shit koko the gorilla would say in sign language

trying not to think too hard about how gen z/gen alpha casually use leet speak but when millennials used it it was because it was cool and internet age slang, and when gen z and alpha use it its because they need to get past censorship restrictions that would cause their videos on LBGT and civil rights to be algorithmically hidden.

or about how people use terms like "real life game over" and "unalive" to avoid saying death out loud because video streaming services apparently suppress videos with negative language. we are literally living in an era that was theorised by many states of fiction about a high surveillance cyberpunk reality...

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indulgences

🕺🏿happy black history month off🕺🏿help a black trans woman and her family keep their lights on during covid🌌(im posting this a few days early bc our wifi and phones are still off. i walked to a closed library to use their wifi outside to post this☀️☀️❤)

my name is sugar and i live w my gf and her family after our racist roommate ditched us and we owed $2000 (and more for the 2 months of 2021) on electric and gas which is due by the end of february or theyll shut off our service leaving us w nothing. so far we've raised almost all of it but need $800 to keep our heat and lights on/have our pay cycle be current and paid off

none of us in the household got the stimulus checks so we're really struggling and could use any help even pennies pls n ty!😭😭❤all of our other funds go towards trying to keep the household feed and safe sadly

we have until the end of february 2021 with our payment plan and we're begging for hopefully the last time in a long time that anyone who sees this reblog or donate if u can!

ty all sm youre literally saving our lives😭😭!!🌌🌌🌌🌌

$85/800🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿tysm!!

$150/800🌌🌌🌌

another compilation of links from black trans women in need of help. if you have any links please don't hesitate to add them <3

Some of these are funded, some aren’t! If you have ANYTHING to give, this is a direct way to support people in real time. Please help!

i need help. my landlord is demanding we pay off our rent arrears and then continue to pay our rent in full every month or we could be kicked out. we’ve gotten as much help as the council will give us (which isn’t much because of circumstances). we really can’t be without a home right now - it’s cold and both me and my mother have chronic illness and mental illness. if you want more details, you can dm me. we also need food. every day we only eat something small at night and food supply is running out.

so please help us out! if it helps: we’re ojibwe (but not in america - if you want more details dm me) and severely disabled. i have multiple mental illnesses. neither of us can work. i’m literally begging for help at this point. if you can’t donate, please reblog!

p*ypal: www.paypal.me/chloepg22

other payment options are not available in my country, unfortunately

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URGENT: Help a trans lesbian of color from becoming homeless

They only need $1,500 more by Feb 1st to be able to move in.

Venmo: earthandair

Cashapp: $saltwatered

Gofundme, DM for paypal. (venmo & cashapp preferred at this moment for immediacy)

My best friend deserves to be safe and housed so please contribute to that by donating + sharing this post. every dollar counts.

0/1,500

600/1,500

5 days left and we need $900 to reach the goal

please keep donating!

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

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I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t have turned out quite as bad.

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1. “early Triassic park” in white letters on black background

2.  A dude in a park ranger outfit looking down . There are lots of weird-looking lizard-y animals. There is a stream with the head of one of these animals poking out of it, and a sign that reads “no swimming”. In the background are a few trees.

3. Same as 2, except Ranger Dude is looking up and saying “this is manageable”

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New post, because it's gotten worse!

I don't qualify for unemployment. I can't get a job until after jan 9th, and this is what my account looks like

my vênmœ is chaotic-corvid

cãshæpp is ChaoCorv

pæpäl is dermannlichekattun@gmail.com

literally anything helps at this point, even just a dollar. please just send a dollar if you can

reblog and boost if nothing else

PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS

i’ve made posts needing help in the past but they’ve all ended up losing traction quickly, and right now i need a ton of help before i end up evicted come january.

currently i owe $949.09 with december’s rent and two months of late fees, and i’ll need help with next month too, which would total to $1,719.09.. i’ve been hired for a full-time position but i won’t be able to make next month’s rent on before that first paycheck. i know this is a lot to ask for, especially around holidays amd with covid but i’m in desperate need of help.

$0/$1,800

p*ypal

c*shapp: salamandias

$15/$1,800

thank you so much ahh

$96.14/$1,800

$319.14/$1,800

to the two kind people that donated $100 i owe you my entire life, thank you so so much everyone

$424.94/$1,800

$579.94/$1,800

so i made a little mistake that i cant edit now, but the c*shapp handle above was an old one of mine, my c*shapp is @/GelatinGecko !!

im sorry this is starting to lose traction and i really need help, even a dollar means the world

I NEED HELP FOR MY MOM’S SURGERY

I don’t feel comfortable at all by doing this (because recently i’ve asked for help for my cat and I’ve received so much support and help).

My mom is 51 and she has bad oral health, it’s expensive and she has always been really afraid of dentists, it’s a trauma. But now she’s been suffering with it, it’s causing her a lot of pain.  She has torus palatinus, a painless bony growth located on the roof of the mouth (the hard palate). The mass appears in the middle of the hard palate and can vary in size and shape. 

Here’s an example:

She needs to have the surgery to remove it, with general anesthesia, ‘cause she needs a dental prosthesis, the treatment costs 12,000 BRL = 2.195 USD.

Unfortunately she’s the only one who works at home, her husband lost her job, so things are really hard for us. I do paid promotions with my Twitter account and with the money, I pay some bills. My mom has been saving money for months and we’re still far from the goal.

Here’s the medical order, it’s all in portuguese:

The paypal.me link is not available where I live, so you can try donating to her account here!

I hope you can help us by reblogging, sharing and donating. Since we are from Brazil, every little amount will help us, the dollar is expensive here. Thank you so much! <3

clarice.aparecida40@hotmail.com is her paypal if you would like to donate in another currency. Thank you <3

She unfortunately did the surgery ‘cause we couldn’t reach our goal for her implant without surgery. But now she needs money to make the dental prosthesis. The total budget is 4,000 BRL = 760 USD.

Here’s the medical order:

Please, keep helping us. Thank you!

please, keep sharing and boosting. we’ve got $56. thank you <3

remaking this post bc the last one has lots of notes and has slowed down 

i’m a disabled two spirit anishinaabe person whos trying to get their life back together after a long depressive episode + trying to get back to school so i can be self sufficient within a year.

my check for this month was cut in half while we’re experiencing a code red and so i’m in need of money for groceries + bills + other essentials + transportation to appointments. this situation is making things really hard on me & my girlfriend and things have been stressful

this year has been hard but thank you all so much for the help so far and any help you can provide!! the kindness i’ve received has been wonderful

paypal.me/shinymews

(12/12/2020) hey this has a lot of notes, but unfortunately, i haven’t gotten a lot, and am still in need. thank you for those who have helped so far though!!! its appreciated

U know the world is definitely a little magical and it’s nice

pics or it didn’t happen

My dog holds stick like a big cigar

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Hello, I hate the idea of me begging, but I have no other choice. I physically cannot work a “conventional” job. I am currently campaigning to raise $1160 to buy myself a laptop for my future academics. After countless prayers I got accepted to study Fashion in Italy. I would be able to use it for editing/exporting my photos, and sharing them.. Thank you all, stay safe.

Paypal.Me/davxvx

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The original tweet reads: “it’s always “when is the McRib coming back” and never “how are you person who runs the McDonald’s account.” The tweet has 3,919 quote tweets, 8,147 retweets, and 52.5 thousand likes.

The comment from the Walmart account reads “Same, but about being open 24 hours.” It has ten quote tweets, 4 retweets, and 98 likes.

The comment from the Target account reads: “How are you doing person who runs the McDonald’s account?  

-- xoxo, person who runs the target account” It has 25 quote tweets, 33 retweets, and 905 likes. 

The response to Target’s comment from the McDonald’s account reads: “thank you target ily.”

Below the screenshot of the tweet and comments is an image of a person recoiling from the camera as if in fear holding their right hand in front of them and holding up a cross in their left hand. Over the cross has been edited a picture of the cover of Karl Marx and Frederick Engel’s Communist Manifesto. 

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