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got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off
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“Apricot Sprites” found in the cross sections of a fruit tree by Daniel
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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The Great Lakes should have their own very small species of whale
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DOLLY PARTON | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) dir. Colin Higgins
what the FUCK did Jolene look like
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where are these predatory lesbians they keep talking about ?🤨 and how do I get their number ?
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there is literally nothing better than being seen by a butch… being watched so intently.. in the way they do.. it makes me warm and dizzy… I love it. I love them.
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Shoutout to girls who are off the rails. Girls who are insane. Girls who have just completely lost the fucking plot
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Hirō Isono, The Mana Tree
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Reblog to get bitten by me !!
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Last meal
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when your cooler mutuals reblog your posts like yes i am getting a good grade in friend, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve
imoutocoq
just got back from therapy and i think wanting respect & acknowledgement from your respected peers might be normal in an unironic sense
getting a good grade in therapy too. I'm winning this thing
Every time @nestenmytisk reblogs from me.
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u can lift it bunny
I hope its ok i painted your bunny
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I just saw a man sitting on the foot path with 4 perfect even spaced pigeons all sitting in the same pose like they were together like this
Hey beautiful I am sorry if this offends you but I find you really attractive and I’d like you to be my sugar baby just letting you know my intentions incase you will be interested... we could talk terms and weekly allowance later .... just basically paying for your time. dm me if you’re interested ❤️❤️
Mutuals! Look what happened. Apparently, this is why people don't post selfies on tumblr. I have never before gotten so many ask in one day.
Also! Hi daddy! Thanks for the offer but I have to decline. You see I study philosophy so I have a bright future with a high paying job ahead of me.