starting a collection

cock so fat i set off the tsa's fat cock alarm and got a complimentary gentle grope from their bravest pervert

anyway my cock turned out not to be a gun after all and the plane didnt crash so im here with my wife now and it was all worth it :)

you;re welcome. just doing my part for world peace

I feel like people really underestimate the impact that your mode of transportation has on how you see and think about and interact with your city. Like, driving makes your city feel like a few islands, pockets of space where you regularly go and new ones you discover only when brought there for a purpose, but all amidst an ocean of just, filler. Taking public transit makes your city feel like a network of corridoors, a glowing grid along which you may discover new things, but whose alternate winding paths you only take when given to by circumstance. Cycling makes your city feel more human in its scale, and while you can only go so far, the spaces through which you travel are far more often built for people, not machines, and that difference is tangible, while your freedom of movement gives you more opportunities for exploration. Walking can only take you so far, but you see everything meant for you along those places, and every street feels like it carries potential, with no barriers to stopping and partaking of whatever piques your interest. I think, among these, driving is the one that by far most isolates you from the place you live, while the others are, in decreasing order, most utilitarian, and in increasing order, most personally connective to your shared space.

pirate captain that's always asking his crew whether they hate him or not

why he kissing like he the woman 🙄

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

I feel like people don't understand what fetishization really means & it has a lot of well intentioned lefty types like afraid of being attracted to people

Like you're allowed to be attracted to marginalized people lol ... you're allowed actively think certain traits they have are beautiful. You can even think they're hot. This isn't inherently objectifying. As long as you're treating them like people it's fine. You don't have to like, pretend you don't know what somebody looks like lest your attraction be Problematic

Also marginalized people are allowed to feel attractive and want to be Seen As Attractive without "contributing to fetishization". Which is like. Not a thing you can do by just existing and hoping someone finds you hot btw.

A lil compilation of photos of the semi-leucistic/piebald mourning dove who has been visiting my backyard!

First two images are from this morning 💕

American Crow on the fence by my house

NO photo taken by me

A very young American Goldfinch, still patchy, strikes a heroic pose.

I call these: Sweet mommy's love.

new pfp! a redraw of an old colored sketch of dim, one of my dnd characters, that i had as my twitter pfp for YEARS

i'm definitely super normal about this guy

made a new dnd pc! his name is Nowhere and he’s a warlock/sorcerer

i haven't drawn this guy since october