Now that reddit is metaphorically unusable and twitter is literally unusable you bitches are stuck w these shit ass posts now this is as good as it gets
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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?
bongs at croydon
p-a-x
there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid
livefromthehumanzoo
I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money
p-a-x
£3.50?
I’ve got another orange cat video to show....
He's got his own dinner theme
It’s not a Discworld joke unless you read it, don’t parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like “It’s a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlova” and you scream Terry’s name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is he’ll hear it.
#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#i remember reading one of the discworld books in middle school#and being completely baffled by this one paragraph#like i must have reread it fifty times trying to figure out what it meant#i spent practically a whole day trying to figure it out#reread the book in college and like#it was a joke about condoms
Okay this is so unbelievably cute 😍
I want this so bad 😭
Me at the beginning: 90 seconds! What is that? Two books maybs? Hardly a 'spree'
Me halfway through: oh, oh that time limit was very necessary
Husband enrichment
Mystified homeowner was left baffled as to who was tidying his garden shed, he thought it was a ghost, but discovered the culprit was a house-proud mouse.
Via Lovethis.news
sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
We hoped this time would never come.
But the prophecy has come true, and the end is upon us. Not all of us will survive what is to come. But we must stand against this darkness or none of us shall.
So heroes one and all, I call upon you. To raise your blades and your spells, to protect the innocent and destroy the wicked, to stand against this storm for the good of us all.
But most importantly?
I call upon you to rock your body right.
Because the time we dreaded has come.
Backstreet's back, alright.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRfdbtvK/
i WASN'T READY FOR THE MUSIC OMFG XJFKXKBE
Prehistoric Planet 2 screenshots + a Guy for scale
(sizes roughly approximated using skeletal diagrams)
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts
Remember that moment in ITSV, when Miles first meets his world's Spider-Man and their spider senses do the thing?
The background behind Peter is as we'd expect; the classic red and blue.
But at first Miles' background is green and purple, two colors he's never associated with at all throughout the movie. As the moment goes on, it shifts to match Peter's.
We are literally watching Miles' fate change and the anomaly happen.
It's well established that the spider that bit him was not supposed to even be in that universe, meaning our Miles was supposed to be something else before it happened.
This isn't true for ITSV, but in every other version of Spider-Man, the main color scheme for the Prowler is green and purple.
Our Miles was supposed to become the next Prowler in his world. And the only reason he's not, is because of the original Prowler. Miles switched his fate with Earth-42 Miles.
