Nope.

This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot

xXx_elonmusk_xXx

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

me n the boys

Sweet Adeline-singing motherfucker

Every night there’s something going on

English added by me :)

meanwhile, the cat is like “I am living my best life right now, I am coming back as a cat in a Buddhist monastery at least four or five more times”

is it too late to do enough sins to become a cat in a Buddhist monastery

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

American moment

trust him, he's a professional

"company erases all evidence of children's cartoon as a tax write-off" "ten tv shows that will be removed from their streaming services right now, forever" "creative production on indefinite pause because the algorithm said so" "game developers forced to leave company they created due to made-up financial reasons" "fully completed film will never be released because their ceo will lose five dollars"

Thank you to the person in the replies (that I can’t figure out how to reblog) for finding the origin of the gif on the left:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnphFxH3FxM

It’s, umm, much more benign than I expected.

*fucking towel burritos you*

get socialized idiot

Hang in there, asshole.

A book you very likely don’t have on your shelf #288

Cover by Frank Frazetta  –  1965

A Roman doll with moveable joints and accessories was found in the sarcophagus of Crepereia Tryphaena, an unmarried 20-year-old woman. The sarcophagus is dated to the late 100s (2nd c. AD) making the ivory “Crepereia Doll” nearly two thousand years old.

@satans-poptarts excellent tags

I hate the future man this shit sucks so much

they really are out here wasting gold, copper, pcb, and all sorts of tech resources just to overcomplicate and Reinvent the Window