Let's pretend I didn't die for like a year JDKSJDJ

let's dive back in!!

• The group is back and still fucking insane. /pos
• they found insane in events, try to one up each other with minigames, the usual
• +a new friend who joins in sometimes to either just watch or join in the fun!
• Let's give some love to (some of) the characters I haven't written abt, shall we?

• Diluc has a new person to suffer with
• "He could park that big Mac truck right in this li-" "shut"
• Diluc and Alhaitham would be used a lot in the same team!
• Diluc, watching them simp over Alhaitham: first time?

• They fucking adore these mfs ngl
• Because at least 2 of them could fit Cyno or Tighnari interchangeablely
• "Where do bees keep their documents?" "... Bees don't have docume-" "In the arc-hives" "SHUT U-"
• Cyno would love learning new jokes and explaining them to Tighnari
• And Tighnari would be fond of everyone's sass
• Goofy little guys for sure

• "REDEMPTION ARC FR!!"
• Very happy he's finally playable, but one character is a bit salty they couldn't have his og design be at least optional
• They would have so much fun goofing around with his skill and he would be amused asf
• "It's over, Romeo! I have the high ground!!" "GET UR ASS DOWN HERE WE HAVE A FLOWER TO FIGHT"

• "Mommy? Sorry- mommy? Sorry-"
• At least one of them whaled for her
• "was it even worth it-" "FUCK YOU SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!"
• Taking Dehya to the desert to get her ascension materials <33
• She'd probably worry if they don't care for themselves enough, maybe do less or more dmg to encourage those guys to take a break?

• Using Wanderer, Keqing, Zhongli, and Venti to visit higher areas
• During Childe boss fight, they move the fight to where all the mora is and Childe is very confused
• New skins... But no money......
• Full archon team!! The archon appreciate the extra time to talk amongst themselves
• New bosses, new chaos
• "GOD DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T ANYONE PICK A HYDRO CHAR" "we don't have any good ones!" "and you decide to use PYRO AGAINST PYRO?!"
• Scaramouche boss fight is fun
• "How dare you? Have you no dignity?" "We don't do shit with dignity!"
• "Do you.. Wanna rephrase tha-" "I know what I said >:("

Characters: Zhongli, Xingqui, Hu Tao, Chongyun

• short answer: old man 🫵
• as usual, he always has the best stories
• like audible who??
• don’t bring him to any stores tho
• you will lose so much money
• as for some wholesome prompts, he’d maybe go volunteer at a library after learning basic stuff
• you wont see him for a while once u get him a library card
• “jesus christ zhongli where tf have you been” “Apologies, dear. I was simply at the library.” “FOR 2 DAYS???”
• imagine you walk in and find him reading to all the kiddos wAAA
• best old man 👌 95/10 would roll again
• -5 points due to high money consumption :’)

• same as zhongli, but he’s got his own wallet thank you very much
• will probably trick Chongyun with the Chinese finger trap
• or that one trick where you make someone put their hands flat on the table, put a cup of water on each, and then leave
• “Chongyun, you good?” “*softly shaking his hands and on the verge of sobbing* n o”
• if it was a situation where it would take a while for them to get home, Xingqui would probs work at the library for a short while
• he’d be absolutely amazed by all the stories that are accessible nowadays
• on that note
• AO3.
• keep him away from it for his own sake.

• she can and will send someone a glitter bomb oh my gOD
• keep her away from any prank related channels
• otherwise, she’d be surprised at how a lot of ppl have her humor
• “does it count as drinking alone if you’re pregnant?” “I mean, it will be if you keep drinking” “.. jesus christ”
• meanwhile hu tao in the bg 🧍‍♀️
• also mY GIRL WOULD THRIVE DURING HALLOWEEN
• I’ve never seen any mentions of a halloween themed event it genshin, so lets assume they just dont celebrate it
• bestie would be running around so much
• looking at all the spooky stuff
• she’s probably going to try bringing some halloween traditions into teyvat ngl

• Oh my sweet baby boy
• he would be the target of so many pranks
• also ALL THE ICE POPS FOR HIM
• if you play horror games with ghosts in them, he’d sit next to you and watch lol
• maybe take some notes on different ghosts? just because
• you all take turns making sure he doesn’t overwork himself
• “Ah, my grace! How may I-” “Chongyun it’s 2:17 am.” “lets just tie him onto the bed actually 🧍” “I second that”
• pat pat

Characters: Fischl, Bennett, Noelle

• to be honest, you’re a lot less surprised than you were expecting
• ‘characters from your favorite franchise pop out of the game/show/movie and into the real world, hijinks ensue’…
• .. you feel like you’ve read this before
• your friends? unsurprisingly not as chill as you
• “SOMEONE SLAP ME I MUST BE DREAMING” “gladly—” “____ don’t.”

• depending on who’s the most into roleplay or dnd, they’d be the closest to Fischl
• ya’ll this girl would absolutely love larping and cosplay
• I imagine she’d first find out about it when you and your friends get ready for a cosplay and dnd convention (which I plan on writing properly)
• “Oh great creators, I request thou may give thy Prinzessin more of this bubble te- Uhm.. am I interrupting something?”
• they’d, of course, bring her along and tell her alllll about it
• and lemme tell you, first day of the con, she’s already hooked
• and within days, lo and behold! she becomes a regular cosplayer and the resident tumblr girl
• you might wanna save up a bit more for tickets

• right off the bat, you hear a plate break in the kitchen
• most of you rush to see what happened
• aaand Bennett is frantically trying to sweep all of it out of the way while apologizing
• ofc, you can’t be m a d at him
• so u just help him bring the bowls to Noelle so she can make her pancakes :D
• he’d be a bit bummed out bcuz of the lack of adventuring areas
• I imagine he’d like korean bbq tho
• whether you decide you all go out to eat, or you decide to make the food at home, he’d absolutely love how easy it was to cook it himself!
• even with a few burns here or there, he’d still rate it at least 8/10
• don’t give him any soy sauces with chilis tho
• his absolute favorite thing though? online rpgs ofc
• adventuring entirely other worlds??? without any hurt????? sign this precious boy up!
• all in moderation ofc, he still loves exploring irl
• I imagine he’d think of it as a break from the hurt
• he always runs out of stamina tho :(

• SWEET BABY NOELLE—
• she would try to do everything for you
• laundry, cooking, cleaning, you name it
• “as a token of gratitude for letting them stay” she’d say
• she’d be amazed by the washing machine, lets be honest (aren’t we all to an extent??)
• I feel like she’d always cook breakfast and some snacks, but that’s about it
• anything else and she’d give ya’ll food poisoning /lh
• but like, make sure to let her rest every once in a while, y’know?
• bby needs her R&R

• the moment the gang finally realizes the game was self aware was during a usual saturday session, music and all that
• they were talking abt random stuff when suddenly
• “Where is that music coming from??”
• the group stops talking for a second like ???
• “.. haha veeery funny ____, I can recognize your venti impression from a mile away” “ I’m pretty sure ____ said they were getting a sandwich like 2 mins ago” “a”
• after a bit of freaking tf out they decided to try and talk with the characters
• unfortunately (or fortunately), this doesn’t stop a couple of them from simping
• like after every sentence that comes out of zhongli’s mouth, that one mf would always be like “hehe free asmr go brrrrr”
• this also means a lot more annoying Childe
• “ *sonic voice* UR TOO SLOWWWWW” “hehe zhongli ult go ☄️” “yall go behind childe during the whale atk, his blind ass can’t hit us from there”
• needless to say, Childe would be giving a teensy bit more dmg compared to their first fight with the traveler
• I imagine it’d be nice to have a bit more interaction with their faves other than the voice lines :’)
• speaking of, they’d also have group wishing sessions where they gather all their primos and wish together so they can somehow combine their luck
• “WOOO AYAKAAAAAA MY BABYYYYYYYY” “FUCK i got another diona >:( ” “have you tried getting good”
• ayato and ayaka getting all the hugs I can tell you that much
• some characters like Thoma would be confused why they would be so excited to see him
• “FUCK YEA MY BBY THOMA CAME HOMEEE” “oh COME ON. c6 diona >:( ” “L” “____ I will find you and turn you into a fish”
• I imagine they’ll also try to teach the chars about their devices, but they’re very bad at explaining
• “Where’s that music coming from? I don’t see anyone around??” “oh! it’s pre-recorded music. so we can listen to it whenever” stuff like that
• and oh archons don’t get me started on meme and vine references
• “it is so bad, i want to give you a zero. but that’s not possible. so i give you, a one.” “SHUSH i didnt realize we were fighting the pyro flower” “BUT YOU HAD THE BALLS TO CHOOSE AMBER??” “TO BE FAIR I ONLY HEARD THAT WE WERE FIGHTING A FLOWER”
• And at the end of each session, they’ll likely spend their time in the teapot to chill

• like imagine it’s mostly a normal sagau but after a while they get like 4 gods/goddesses
• the characters would probably be able to see their player via a screen, only for them to suddenly be talking to 3 other voices without anyone being in the room w them??
• Chongyun or Hu Tao would probably think there’s ghosts in their apartment
• eventually they grasp the concept of discord calls
• the group would probs help each other out with commissions, but more often than not would rather fuck around and fight different bosses
• the characters would be terrified of the constant deaths, but since I don’t like angst, it would be lightened a bit due to how fucking chaotic the friendgroup would be
• oceanid would be when they’re the loudest
• “lol imagine dying to a crab” “OH IM SORRY MISTER/MISS ‘LEAVE IT TO ME’, NOT EVERYONE HAS A LVL 87 NOELLE JUST SITTING IN THEIR CHARACTER ARCHIVE” “NOELLE IS BEST GIRL AND YOU KNOW IT”
• As for the characters, it depends on what’s happening/who’s on the team (ima be focusing on like my most recent chars)
• Bennet, Fischl, and the other kids would most likely learn gen z slang from them
• “I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, descend upo— Oh, traveler, it’s been a minute.”
• then they all turn around like ???
• Zhongli would be confused but will try to use the slang occasionally (much to the players’ dismay)
• “If you'd like to see Liyue's tourist spots, I have a few references that ‘hit different’.”
• meanwhile the players are just sobbing in the corner like ??????????????
• alternatively, there would be times where the players would just,,,, walk around
• maybe just chill in a random area with music in the bg and talk
• I’d like to think they’d take turns playing music, and their music tastes would vary to an insane degree
• So all of teyvat would be vibing to The Oh Hellos and then all of a sudden Two Trucks is playing
• “wait what song is thi—” “TWO TRUCKS HAVING S-” “NOT THIS AGAIN” “LMAOSIDJSKKD”
• Overall, they’d just be some chaotic peeps doing stupid shit together and beating up childe for fun <33