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Colette

@hipstaships-blog

14 and trying to survive
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Reblogged communistbakery-deactivated2017
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#wejustwanttopee

In this video I discuss Mike Huckabee’s comments, my experience as a trans woman using the women’s restroom and how transphobia/queerphobia is taught to children who of course become adults like Mike Huckabee who believe that trans women are predators.

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eggrl-deactivated20151215

no offense but I have literally no sympathy for homophobes anymore like I don’t care if that’s “how you were raised” it’s fucking 2015 get over it

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okay but does anyone else check people out artistically? like instead of thinking “wow I’d tap that” you just intensely appreciate their appearance and sit there and “holy shit look at the curve of their spine and that POSTURE but then there’s the shape of their eyes and THEIR HANDS AND -” *snaps pencil in half*

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*wants body to look a certain way* *eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child*

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The show Community has gotten me through my middle school and highschool career. It was a show that had a life of its own. Not only have i become attached to every character but i have become attached to the shows essence. There will never be another show that is so self aware that it is 100% unrealistic while being terrifyingly relatable and still incorporate every form of comedy. So we got our six seasons all we need now is a movie. :)

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ALRIGHT EVERYBODY!!! I want to say something, sit down. You know what makes humans different to other animals? We are the only species on Earth that observe Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe Shark Week but we do. For the same reason I can pick this pencil, tell you its name is Steve and go like this *breaks pencil* and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for Screenwriting. People can find the good in just about anything but themselves. Look at me. It’s clear to all of you that I am awesome, but I could never admit that because that would make me an ass. But what I can do is see what makes Annie awesome. She’s driven, we need driven people or the lights go out and the ice cream melts. And Pierce! We need guys like Pierce - this guy has wisdom to offer. We should listen to him sometime, we wouldn’t regret it. And Shirley, Shirley has earned our respect, not as a wife, not as a mother, but as a woman. And don’t test her on that because that thing about the jukebox was way too specific to be improvised. And Troy, who cares if Troy thinks he’s all that. Maybe he is. Do you think astronauts go to the moon because they hate oxygen? No. They’re trying to impress their high school’s prom king. And Abed, Abed’s a shaman. You ask him to pass the salt and he gives you a bowl of soup, because you know what? Soup is better. Abed is better. You are all better than you think you are - you are just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself. I want you to look at the person to your left… Sorry look at the person sitting next to you. I want you to extend to that person the same compassion that you extend for sharks, pencils, and Ben Affleck. I want you to say to that person I forgive you. You’ve just stopped being a study group. You’ve now become something unstoppable. I hereby pronounce you a Community.

Jeff, S1E01 (via communitytv)

Ohmygod forgot abt season 1 #community

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Reblogged communistbakery-deactivated2017
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“bro we missed the train should we wait for your parents to get back because there are probably multiple fail-safes in place because there’s no way we’re the first people ever to miss the train and in fact it’s possible to use floo powder to get into the castle as we ourselves will do not four years after this moment”

“nah bro let’s have our twelve-year-old selves steal my parents’ car which i will then drive from london to points north of edinburgh, a distance of over four hundred miles, or roughly seven hundred kilometers, and also let’s not disillusion the car since neither of us know how yet, because fuck the international statute of secrecy amirite”

“sick bro that’s a way better idea”

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slythwolf

*longsuffering slytherin voice* gryffindors.

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Reblogged iambaddha
America: our education system needs to improve!
American education: we need another standardized test and more homework!
Finland: actually, we became one of the worlds' best education systems by getting rid of homework and standardized tests - also, we pay our teachers better than you.
China: same
Belgium: same
American education: better make it two more standardized tests.