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@hippienhappy23

"You were Red,You liked me because I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a Lilac Sky and you decided purple just wasn't for you." -Andrea Russett You give your entire being to someone and expect them to value it as much as you cared to give it to them, although he decides to throw it away like mundane reoccurance.
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i don’t know what im laughing about more, the ostrich, the girl that looks like she’s crying in the other car or the llama in the mirror

whyhaley

Parents be like

Parent: You can tell me anything :)
Child: I'm depressed
Parent: Snap out of it
Child: I'm anxious all the time
Parent: No you're not
Child: I'm gay
Parent: Not in my house
Child: I'm bisexual
Parent: It's a phase, you'll grow out of it.
Child: *is rebellious and emotionally distant*
Parent: WHERE DID I GO WRONG?????
Child:*stops trying, moves out and cuts contact*
Parent: Kids these days are so ungrateful...
devil-in-those-eyes

i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up

“suck a dick, craig”

“fight me, helen”

“see you in hell, bernard”

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death-limes

cuz it sounds like some vanilla soccer mom getting pissed off at the office party or neighborhood bake sale

“you can shove that yellow cake straight up your ass, linda”

LMFAOOOOOO