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sLAMS FIST ON THE TABLE

I WANT IT TO BE MORE SOCIABLY ACCEPTABLE FOR FEMININE MEN TO WEAR FEMININE CLOTHING IF THEY WANT TO

MORE FEMININE GUYS IN DRESSES

MORE FEMININE GUYS SLAYING IT WITH SOME BOMB ASS CROP TOPS 

MORE FEMININE GUYS ROCKING THOSE KICK ASS HEELS

MORE FEMININE GUYS WEARING WHAT THEY WANT WITHOUT BEING JUDGED

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in-toxiccated

I’m so mad because this worked

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britney2007spears

help me roger

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telanu
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luthienebonyx

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

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maryburgers

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

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The Signs As Emotions You Feel But Cant Explain

Aries: Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone. Taurus: Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable. Gemini: Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place. Cancer: Liberosis: The desire to care less about things. Leo: Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self. Virgo: Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time. Libra: Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head. Scorpio: Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet. Sagittarius: Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like Capricorn: Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own. Aquarius: Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore. Pisces: Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.

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moocyst

The Signs As Monsters

Aries: Fast and deadly. They blend into the forest. Will kill you without making a sound. You won't see them until it's too late.
Taurus: Eyes like steel. Spikes stick out from their shoulders. They have a growl that makes your bones vibrate. You hear it before you see it.
Gemini: Red eyes and black feathers. They come come down from the sky in flocks and carry victims away in their claws. They hunt at twilight.
Cancer: They look like beautiful people, but their nails are too sharp and their hair is long and wild. They lure people to their deaths with their attractiveness and sweet voices.
Leo: Giant beasts that tower over the trees. Bright scales and rows of teeth. They have a ferocious roar that shakes the ground. They enjoy stepping on people but are careful to not hurt other monsters.
Virgo: Small but clever. With large violet eyes and grey fur. They will snuggle into your arms and then scratch and slice you with their claws. They always win.
Libra: Slithers in trees with glistening scales. They strangle passing humans and eat them whole.
Scorpio: Very very fast. You only see a passing shadow. If you feel a sharp pinch then you're already doomed. It only takes a few moments for the poison to set in.
Sagittarius: Bright eyes and gorgeous teeth. They float behind you and sing lullabies in a strange language until you fall asleep. You'll never wake up.
Capricorn: They decorate the forest with exotic flowers and grow vines from their tail. It will come at you from behind as you admire their work.
Aquarius: They look like humans with extra limbs. Too many arms and legs. Five eyes and no nose. Yet they move beautifully and aren't actually dangerous. People just fear them because they do not understand them.
Pisces: They move in packs and hiss at the moon. They have bright blue eyes and silver fur. They come at you from all directions.
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Best Spongebob episodes

  • ripped pants
  • when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
  • krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
  • plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
  • FIRMLY GRASP IT
  • i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 
  • “3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”
  • Krusty Krab training video
  • The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up
  • WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
  • Sandy hibernates
  • Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 
  • spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
  • onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD
  • when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house
  • When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
  • WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
  • CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
  • Spongebob B.C.
  • When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
  • SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
  • Magic Conch Shell
  • SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
  • Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
  • FUUUUUTUUREEEE
  • talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
  • the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
  • Kevin and the queen jellyfish
  • Fine dining and breathing
  • Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself