veryfunnymemes
erthemesong-deactivated20190126
me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!
me thirty minutes later:

hey, just wondering but I didn’t hear back from you about rsvping to my 17th birthday party? do you know if you can come?
i know i’m 25 now but it’s just manners to let me know
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change the beer to milk tea and that’ll be accurate
898-deactivated20210515
I wonder how many strangers hate me bc of how someone else described me to them
beyoncescock
me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!
brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.
me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.
i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule




