AND WHEN I BITE DOWN

i get a sex change operation every year just to keep the haters guessing

homie got that 9/11 pussy

used to have 2 dicks

I know that old man’s sexuality and where he falls on the spectrum …

intercourse with a vampire or whatever

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

The box. You opened it, we came.

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

i hate when people say "unalive" is gen z slang don't group me in with those ppl on tiktok. i don't know anybody irl that says unalive. your experiences are not universal

you are allowed to say kill. lets say kill together

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

I am very much not immune to Astarion 🩸

going to work and coming back wrong

david tennant really does own the word "well" he's always out there saying "well" no one else says "WELL..." quite like he can

I Think I Hauve Covid by nine inch nails