judge: state your name and age young girl: (with the voice of a trailer announcer) PEGGIE 18
Limsa Lominsa’s Lesbian Bench (9.0, 11.0)
its beautiful here
'horseplay' and 'monkey business' being treated as synonyms means something. don't know what though
Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.
Bad thoughts can’t touch me . I know so many Pokémon facts to replace any possible bad thoughts with.
“I’m a loser” —> the gen 2 moon ball was supposed to work better on Pokémon that evolved with the moon stone but the item ID was programmed wrong and so it only works better on Pokémon who evolve with a burn heal. Which is none. So it’s a normal pokeball, functionally
whats up with him wearing a shirt with a picture of loafers on it
I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis
dude, i think that’s a fairy
Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley
They met a gregorian monk attempting not to commit the sin of gluttony
That's your takeaway? I was gonna say a wizard split Mr. Bean in two and that was the evil half
Howl's pooping asshole
Peepee's delivery service
explorer: finally.. we're about to unlock the sorcerer's ancient tomb
ancient sorcerer whose fetish is being sealed away in a lightless crypt for five thousand years without any interruption and hates being removed from his mummy wraps: MMMMFFF!! MMMHRRMMMMM!! MMMMMMMMMM!!!