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Slam Slam Jim Jam

@himboparimbo

He/they, minor - icon credit: @vampirebagel
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This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

we’re gonna be ok btw

it’s ok if you’re scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but i’ve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if you’re scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through

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im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw

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i honestly dont think I've willingly used a chatbot since..... cleverbot in 2012. i genuinely dont know why so many people care about this ai bullshit. sorry im with the boomers on this one. i need human creation, emotion, and thought to be interested, pal

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Plus since ChatGPT is sanitized you could never get interactions like these

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the misfits are absolutely polyamorous . evan and jammer? soulmates. absolutely ! sam and k ? childhood best friends to lovers !!! evan and k ?? literally perfect for each other. girlboss and their malewife !! sam and jammer? the vibes are IMMACULATE !! sam and evan????//// oh my god... dontget me started theyre so protective of eachother i love them jammer and k? chaotic besties to chaotic partners !!!!

Smells like Teen Spirit!!

Individual Doods/Dudes below💙💜❤️

(Aka just roughly how I think Dude would look to each of them.)

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I think that if you stood behind Keanu Reeves and called out "John" he would turn around

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Between John Wick, John Constantine, Johnny Mnemonic, Don John, Johnny Utah, John Wall, John Rain, Johnathan Harker, and Johnny Silverhand, I'm willing to bet that some days the poor man has to take a minute