"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated

grizzled dead-inside hired assassin but he never falls for the femme fatale he only falls for the Completely Awkward Guy At The Computer and it's really frustrating for him

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

May I suggest

The squad

The pod 🖤🤍🖤🖤🤍🖤🤍

YOU hates terfs

rb if u hates terfs

notice: terfs deserve BAD

For the terfs ☝☝

Terf 👉🐟💦

reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo

Yaaaaasssss, gimme boys, gimme girls, gimme profound symbolism!

I add unnecessary symbolism to EVERYTHING

OK bye I shall go get my gut sliced and hanged from the balcony of a cathedral in Italy now. I'll be back in the morning

OK bye I shall go get my gut sliced and hanged from the balcony of a cathedral in Italy now. I'll be back in the morning

having friends in dif time zones is just

If your sleep schedule is fucked up enough this can be with friends in your own timezone!

Me alone talking to myself: no cuz I don’t think you bitches really get it

Me yelling @ my wall about the apple symbolism in death note

YELL AT ME I WANNA HEAR

mm i think i want to finish my death note art first so there are more visual references to see my whole vision of the thing yk. there's so much symbolism you can fit in there that you can tie back to the show (esp the op) and apples are only a part of it. i'll tag you when i'm done tho (also it will take a while because i am suffering from art block rn and it is hell 👍)

hannibal is so fucking disgusting i wish more shows were disgusting like hannibal

*dark shadowed closeup of eyes* Can't say yes because that's not funny. If I say no then it is an invitation for someone to create a parody blog. If someone creates a parody blog then I will be able to banter with them, but if shit goes south I may be culpable for any fallout. Do I make a quip about how Boottea sounds like booty? No, far too pedestrian. Do I invent a false backstop and run with the joke? No, I will fall flat. I could ignore the question, but I do like the creativity and think it needs to be rewarded with an engaging response. Am I overthinking this? Should I just leave it? No, then they will know I had nothing. I cannot quit now. It is no longer about the response itself: its about sending a message. So, what message do I send? Something relatable, which sidesteps an actual response. A meme, perhaps. Something that says, "I'm awkward, but in a self-aware way". Jesus, I am overthinking. This is probably how a death note character would plan a tumblr response. Wait

*dark shadowed view of figure sitting in chair* hmmm… I’ll need to take a new approach. Despite the traps I’ve set, teaboot still seems to make his posts funny. How is he doing it? Where is he hiding? He knows that I know, surely. He’s lying in wait while I make my move so that he can make a better joke. Of course, he knows just saying yes would be too on the nose… but saying no would lead me right to him. Of course, if he leads me right to him, he will be forced to banter for the sake of the bit. However, this could take a more sinister turn and he’ll end up being cancelled by TERFs again. How long will he take to make his move? Is he overthinking things? Am I overthinking things? Is there any of that red velvet cake left? What will you do, teaboot? I will find you, and I will stop your tomfoolery. I am Justice.

ah, so they've finally revealed themselves. What now? Continue the roles as they've been set, at the risk of being cringe? No, cringe is dead. But, ah, is that settling for the easy path? Simple, expected, predictable- too predictable. This game begun on the pretense that I am light yagami, Kira, methodical and meticulous in my planning. If I am to defeat this foe, I must move beyond Kira, beyond the script that we two set. Become jarring, impulsive, absurd, and make a move that the real Kira would never make. Yes, that's it-!

OK bye I shall go get my gut sliced and hanged from the balcony of a cathedral in Italy now. I'll be back in the morning