“talk dirty to me”

Ha.

The signs as songs from “Beauty Behind The Madness”- The Weeknd

aries: acquainted//

You got me puttin’ time in, time in Nobody got me feeling this way You probably think I’m lying, lying I’m used to bitches comin’ right ‘way You got me touchin’ on your body You got me touchin’ on your body To say that we’re in love is dangerous But girl I’m so glad we’re acquainted I get you touchin’ on your body I get you touchin’ on your body I know I’d rather be complacent But girl I’m so glad we’re acquainted

taurus: earned it//

I’m so used to being used So I love when you call unexpected Cause I hate when the moment’s expected So I'ma care for you, you, you I'ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah Cause girl you’re perfect You’re always worth it And you deserve it The way you work it Cause girl you earned it Girl you earned itYou know our love would be tragic So you don’t pay it, don’t pay it no mind We live with no lies Hey, hey You’re my favorite kind of night

gemini: in the night//

“ And I know that she’s capable of anything, it’s riveting But when you wake up she’s always gone, gone, gone In the night she hears them calling In the night she’s dancing to relieve the pain She’ll never walk away (I don’t think you understand) In the night when she comes crawling Dollar bills and tears keep falling down her face She’ll never walk away (I don’t think you understand) “//

cancer: prisoner ft. lana del rey//

“ You bring good to my lonely life, honestly It’s hard for me to look into your eyes When, I say that I would be nothing without your love I feel the rush and it’s amazing

Maybe I’ve been always destined to end up in this place, yeah I don’t mean to come off selfish, but I want it all Love will always be a lesson, let’s get out of its way Cause I know, all I know, all i know

I’m a prisoner to my addiction I’m addicted to a life that’s so empty and so cold I’m a prisoner to my decisions I’m a prisoner to my addiction I’m addicted to a life that’s so empty and so cold I’m a prisoner to my decisions”//

leo: tell you friends about it//

“ Nobody stopping us, cause we been destined And everybody around you is so basic I’m never rocking white, I’m like a racist I don’t drink my liquor with a chaser And money is the only thing I’m chasin'”

also:  “ Last year I did all the politicin’ This year I’m all focused on the vision I think these hounds deserve another fixin’ Talking about the racks that we be getting Don’t believe the rumours bitch, I’m still a user I’m still rocking camo on my shoes “ //

virgo: angel//

“ And if we’re not I hope you find somebody I hope you find somebody, I hope you find somebody I hope you find somebody to love, somebody to love Somebody to love, yeah, yeah, yeah Said angel, woah You’ll probably never take me back and I know this, yeah I know this, aw man I said angel, Oh oh oh oh I’m so desensitized to feeling these emotions, yeah, no emotions baby Cause all I see are wings, I can see your wings But I know what I am and the life I live, yeah, the life I live And even though I sin, we are born to live But I know time will tell if we’re meant for this, yeah if we’re meant for this “//

libra: losers ft. labrinth// 

“ No? So what can you show me Now my heart don’t know already We make our own sense And you’re qualified to me What can you show me Now my heart don’t know already We make our own sense And you’re qualified And you’re qualified Only losers go to school They can’t teach what they can’t prove Come put this inside a test-tube Because stupid’s next to “I love you"”//

scorpio: real life// 

“ I know you don’t really understand it I’m not allowed to regret my choice I heard that love is a risk worth taking I’ve learned to know never been that boy Mama called me destructive, oh yeah Said it ruined me one day, yeah Cause every woman that loved me, oh yeah I seemed to push them away That’s real life, Real life, Mama talking that real life, That real life, real life, real life, real life Heaven only lets a few in It’s too late for me to choose it Don’t waste precious tears on me, I’m not worth the misery I’m better off when I’m alone”//

sagittarius: shameless// 

I don’t wanna hurt you but you live for the pain I’m not tryna say it but it’s what you became You want me to fix you but it’s never enough That’s why you always call me cause you’re scared to be loved But I’ll always be there for you, I’ll always be there for you I’ll always be there for you, girl I have no shame I’ll always be there for you, I’ll always be there for you I’ll always be there for you, girl I have no shame Who’s gonna fuck you like.. hey

capricorn: dark times//

“Waking up, half past five Blood on pillow, one bruised eye Drunk too much, you know what I’m like But you should’ve seen the other guy This ain’t the right time for you to fall in love with me Well baby I’m just being honest And I know my lies could not make you believe We’re running in circles that’s why In my dark time I’ll be going back to the street Promising everything I do not mean In my dark time, baby this is all I could be And only my mother can love me for me In my dark time, in my dark time Light one up, let me bum a smoke Still coming down, dripping throat I got another man’s blood on my clothes But it ain’t his fault, it’s the life I chose”//

aquarius: the hills//

“I only call you when it’s half past five The only time that I’ll be by your side I only love it when you touch me, not feel me When I’m fucked up, that’s the real me When I’m fucked up, that’s the real me, yeah I only fuck you when it’s half past five The only time I’d ever call you mine I only love it when you touch me, not feel me When I’m fucked up, that’s the real me”//

pisces: as you are//   

“Even though you break my heart Even through you break my heart, baby I know what we are, our love’s too young Even though you break my heart, my love I'mma need you, I'mma need you, I'mma need you Yeah, show me your broken heart and all your scars Baby I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take you as you are I’ll take you as you are, yeah Show me your broken heart to know your flaws Baby I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take, I’ll take you as you are I’ll take you as you are, yeah”//

use ur moon too

Nice..

- only grunge posts -

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

I want a friend that will do this.. I’m the sad friend.

I cry smile everytime i see this 

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity

Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.

However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.

Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.

So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!

But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.

Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.

The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.

But you remain.

Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.

All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.

But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?

Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.

The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.

Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.

Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 

OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON

AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN

A LAMINATED

PAPER

T OW E L

IDK MAN,

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Write. A. Book.

What if I did write a book

and the pages of that book

were made out of

laminated

paper towels

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