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Hikari A.

@hikarisly

“I asked you politely, and I only do that once.”
Kirishima: I can fit the whole world in my hands
Bakugou: what? No you can’t dumbass-
Kirishima: *hugs Bakugou* yeah bro...I can
Ten seconds later *kirishima screaming and running from Bakugou*
Bakugou: YOU HAVE TO STOP IT WITH THAT SAPPY SHIT DUMB-HAIR
Kirishima: SORRY YOU’RE JUST CUTE WHEN YOU’RE FLUSTERED
Bakugou: DIEEEE

Kirishima: do you ever just feel sad for no reason?

Bakugou:

Kirishima: bro you good?

Bakugou: huh? Shit I was just planing a murder what’s up?

Kirishima: why am I friends with you?

I've been looking for good Darry fics but come up short do you had any suggestions?

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yes absolutely and i apologize to the anon who had asked the same thing ages ago, i had completely forgotten to post the list! 

i’ll also throw in a small blurb about it. Sorry if the blurbs are kind of drab xD I don’t want to give anything away

Long Fics:

Bond: A must read for literally any drarry fan. I’m not even kidding. This is popular, and it’s amazing.

Forced ‘marriage’ bond? Draco and Harry? Stuck together? A trope that we’re all familiar with, but this is good. A hogwarts-setting fic. 

Must Love Quidditch: I will never not love this fic

Harry and Draco are both on this anonymous dating site where they stumble upon each other and…well, the story goes on from there.

Starts With a Spin: Mind the smut!

This is a sweet mix of smut and fluff. It all starts with a spin the bottle game and then escalates! It’s not just smut, and it’s a very sweet story!

Mental: more tropes xD

a ligilimens spell gone wrong, and now both draco and harry can hear each other in their heads! they’ve got to deael with that!

Get some: Er, i know i read this once and i remembered liking it but i don’t really remember what it was about.

the given blurb though is that Harry has had enough of all this attention, so he latches onto the one person who won’t bother him with the potter name

Tempus Fugit: *screaming because of this brilliant fic*

Harry and Draco get sent to their future, where they’re apparently together! They’ve got to deal with that as well as finding a way to get back home.

It’s Not A Love Potion: mind the smut? Same deal, i rememebr reading and loving, but forgot.

Blaise gives Draco ‘not a love potion.’ Okay but seriously i remember really liking this fic. read it.

Changing of the Guard: xD I’m currently rereading this!

Harry’s in charge of a company that gives people ‘strangers’ and Draco wants to get disowned since his parents won’t accept the fact that he’s gay. He hires Harry’s services and..well!

Everyone thinks Draco’s gay. He wants to prove them wrong. Even with harry’s help!

Reparations: ohhhhhygod

anything by this author is perfection. Draco’s a healer and so is Harry, and they work inthe same hospital, and just…it’s so sweet and cute.

Turn: THIS IS ANOTHER MUST-READ FOR DRARRY FANS

This story had me clutching at my heart. I’m not even joking. This hurt me. Harry gets a glimpse of what his life would be like if he had saved Draco instead of hurt him. plzreadthisthisisamazingsoamazing

The List: oh lord this one

this is a cancer fic. or at least, an illness fic. Harry has the illness. He’s kinda ooc but at the same time…it’s brutal and it’s painful. 

Fics With Their Kids:

Marathon: xD i recently finished this 

Harry saved Scorpius’ life and so now Draco owes him a life debt. Can he help fix the relationship between Harry and his own kids while still sweeping the man off his feet

Learn To Love: Awww this one was sweet

It has Scorpius and Teddy, and Harry is Scorp’s teacher in primary school, where he meets Draco. 

It’s been awhile since i read this but i believe it has Harry saving Scorpius and Draco fro public humiliation and they owe him a debt, and apparently there’s a custom for everything that happens between the one paying a debt and the one receiving it. 

Short fics:

At Your Service: This is such a great fic

it’s short and sweet, and something strange has happened to the school ever since the war! and Draco’s most likely the source of the problems. 

A Portrait of the Artist: short and hilarious

Draco’s a journalist, Harry’s an artist. Draco’s doing an interview. Harry’s art…….sucks.

The Standard You Walk Past: this one was so adorable i loved every minute of it!

an 8th year fic, Draco and Harry are forced to room together…and Harry sleepwalks. Draco has to reluctantly deal with it!

Right Hand Red: hehehe this was cute

It starts off with a game of twister!

Side Along: I finished this shortie last night xD

For some reason, whether by floo, by knight bus, by broom, or b apparattion, Draco always finds a way back into Harry’s living room! *little smut near the end.

alright, i swear to god i’ve read more especially more short fics however i really can’t remember them and i didn’t bookmark many of them. But the long fics should satiate you enough since they’re..well, long. 

If i do remember any more, i’ll make a new list xD and in the meantime, i hope you all enjoy/have enjoyed these fics that i as well love!

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Kirishima: How did you figure out I was gay? I haven’t told anyone.
Sero:
Sero: Dude, fucking rainbows explode into existence every time you even look at Bakugo.
Sero: Tiny oceanic animals sing in a Disney-like melody, telling you to mash your dumb lips to Bakugo’s face.
Sero: You challenge the poor bitch to arm-wrestling just so you can hold his hand.
Sero: If you were any more gay, they’d rename Pride to ‘Let’s Be A Little Less Straight, And Alot More Like Kirishima’-Day
Kirishima:
Kirishima: ...So, you’re saying it was obvious?
Izuku: I love the difference between dogs and cats. Dogs are so clingy with love and cats are just like ‘it’s a coincidence I’m in the same room with you 97% of the time.’ You know what I mean?
Todoroki: *looks over at Kirishima and Bakugo*
Todoroki: Yep, I know what you mean.
Draco: I just grew up not being given a lot of physical affection.
Draco: so for years I found it unsettling when people would touch me, it just felt wrong.
Draco: but now it’s all coming back to me and my body is just crying for physical affection 24/7 and it’s horrible.
Draco: and then when Potter comes around it’s like all that amplifies and my body unconsciously leans closer to him even though my mind goes ‘what a twat’ and I honestly just want a break.
Draco: feelings are horrible -10/10 would not recommend.
Blaise:
Blaise:
Blaise: ...so do you want a cuppa?

au where married!drarry spends their sunday afternoon on a date and by date it means draco dragging harry to every bookshop he can find as it seems flourish and blotts doesn’t interest draco anymore.

harry, i’ve seen all of it already. i want something the diagon alley or the rest of the wizarding shops cannot offer.” least to say, draco’s now on a mission to visit all existing muggle bookshops in london.

this is their third shop now and harry’s sitting on an empty chair holding five thick books. six, counting the one draco just took from the farthest shelf. oh he’s definitely getting that one based on how delighted he looks.

draco turns around and brings the book to harry. “done?” harry asks and draco pauses to think and looks back from the direction he came from. “oh just one more, love.” he watches draco disappear back to the shelves again.

the attendant at the cashier looks at harry and drags her eyes to the books in his lap. harry smiles, “he can get the whole store and i’ll carry it for him.”

draco comes back again carrying two books with him this time. “harry, do you think i should get the paperback version or the hardbound? you know what, i’ll buy both. the hardbound is limited edition. here,” draco places the book on top of the pile on harry’s lap. he looks back at the shelves and then looks at harry.

“last one. i promise.”

“okay.” draco disappears again.

the attendant raises her eyebrows. harry shrugs. what can he say, he’s irrevocably and deeply in love with this ridiculous man.

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? 

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. 

Okay, now I can reblog it!

Fantastic!

I’m in love

I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS

My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.

Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn’t passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.

It’s clear Gordon’s leg is in pain. He’s been badly burned without warning. But he doesn’t scream. He doesn’t yell, not even in pain, and he doesn’t go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.

My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn’t my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).

I didn’t know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they’re feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.

Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.

@captainsbabysitter-blog and I were just talking about Gordon Ramsey the other day.

Yes we were and I was lamenting how everyone seems to love Bobby Flay (who by many accounts is actually an asshole) while Gordon gets such a shit rep because of Kitchen Nightmares where people who run shit restaurants mere minutes away from poisoning someone tell Gordon Fucking Ramsey that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and they know more about running a restaurant than he does.

I get so salty, y’all.

I love how he treats kids, he is the sweetest and I would rather watch his show than anything because honestly half the adults he gets mad at, are so fucking stupid and do things that even I, someone who hates cooking knows you don’t do. Like he’s an angel with kids and that is the most important thing. He is also a big dork with his children and they make fun of him and its the sweetest, softest well known family that I have seen on the internet.

You know how Draco visited Harry’s train compartment at the start of books 1, 3, 4, and 5? I’m just thinking about him walking along the corridors, looking into every single window searching for Harry whilst racking his brains for something obnoxious to say to him what a loser ALSO, DO YOU THINK he searched the entire train for Harry in Chamber of Secrets but he never found him so he trudged back to his own carriage all distressed

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So true. Literally in 6th year draco stops paying attention to harry and he freaks out and figures out he must be a death eater in like .2 seconds bc he knows that only a life or death mission from Lord Voldemort himself could stop draco paying attention to him

I fucking love Tumblr

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Tumblr is a fucking hole of truly shiiiiiit😍

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

Charlie: *glides in on a dragon* HELLO HIRE ME

Everyone: What the fuck

Ron: (in the background, mortified) this is normal

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Not just any large dragon, either. A huge Norwegian Ridgeback that immediately curls itself around Hagrid’s Hut once Charlie dismounts. And it purrs when Hagrid dodders out of his hut to see what’s going on.

Norbert sneezes some sparks into Hagrid’s beard for old time sake. Hagrid bursts into joyful sobs. “He remembers his mummy! After all these years!”

Charlie: Her name is Norberta, actually. She has had like three clutches of babies-

Hagrid: I´M A GRANDMA?!

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Oh goddamn Harry Potter ninjas cutting onions all round the place!

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HE'S A GRANDMA🥰