So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

vvitch better have my money

payeth me what thee owe me

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

reblogging to live deliciously

girls night

Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

so that was the secret to their beautiful music…

And they’re not alone

dan insta story

21/10/22

"my girl educated" "my girl on her grind" well my girl throws bugs at people. so

Unmute !

I just wanna thank the person who put this across my dash cause I’m sad as hell but I still laughed a little

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

date of origin: April 28th, 2013

finally reading I’m Glad My Mom Died and it is the funniest shit of my life

there is a venn diagram of horror and comedy and this is in the exact center of it

insane

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

#artists

RAY IS PLAYING HIS SESSION GUITAR

I WAS TOO SLOW TO GET A PROPER SCREENSHOT BUT SHE WAS FRONT AND CENTRE ON THE SCREEN FOR A MOMENT THERE AND SHE STILL HAS THE WALMART STICKER 😭😭😭😭😭😭

she was ray's first ever guitar btw. she's a cheap piece of shit his big brother gave him for christmas his sophomore year and he basically never put her down. she's his favourite guitar, he learned on her and she's broken and needed extensive repairs multiple times but she's been featured on every single my chem album and SHE'S BACK IN BUSINESS BABY

There are only 3 acceptable ways to play golf:

1) Not at all.

2) Mini golf

3) Wii golf