the minions that dont understand me think im "cynical"

sometimes a sunset is beautiful irl but not photogenic at all and i respect that

every time i look at my tonsils it's a jumpscare , even when I'm "technically not sick" theyre literally alien life forms because im so immuno-retarded its so painful

the tooth is still intact but its looking a little funny..

the other day my brother was like "you know whats crazy my best friend has IBS just like you do" .. why is he telling my business like this LMFAODIWIJXHWJXH

this minion texting me asking about notes for a test while im busy hurting myself like quit interrupting me... anyways notes are sentttt because i love helping you minionsssss

okay i can KIND OF speak today finally... kind of... i sound like a teenage boy going through his voice change which in a way is literally just my normal voice anyways but whatever

when its so bad that you just start laughing because?????

5am i want to weep you guys think its a joke but it never was

i will update you guys when the tooth actually breaks

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bro its actually chipped im about to look like this

no way.. i chipped my front tooth while biting a pen. .. and a layer of it broke off and now theres a crack going up the tooth LMFAO its eventually going to break in half and fall off. i cant wait. im not getting it fixed either i will walk around with half a tooth missing idgaf

imagine i woke up tomorrow and forgot english i always think about this

i cant believe im not supposed to live in my fantasy world like i just ideologically dont agree with that. why would i not

sometimes i feel like getting my hand cut off would hurt less than whatever i have going on right now with my peeling skin it gets so bad at night that i can't sleep