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just another desiblr

@highonchaii04

18 || Bi || sexists, homophobes, neo-nazis DNI ||

Hey everyone!!

Like the title says I'm just another desiblr.

My blog will be abt reblogs and sometimes original posts (mostly shit posting)

Fandoms:

MCU

The Witcher

Stranger Things

B99

Teen Wolf

Heartstopper

Deadly Class

(that's all I can think of rn)

Artists I like:

Imagine dragons

Taylor Swift

Olivia Rodrigo

Conan Gray

Sam Smith

Arijit Singh

Atif Aslam

Lata Mangeshkar

DNI if:

Homophobe

Sexist

Porn bot

Any radical blog

Neo-nazis

Looking for online relations or if you'll ask me abt my kinks and stuff (srsly there are sites for this go there)

Want to criticize any of the fandoms I'm in or my interests in general

Bucky Barnes hater (😑)

You don't like desis (🤷)

Don't like Heartstopper solely for the fact it had LGBT rep

Okay kinda weird but a necessary PSA:

Desis we're having monsoon in full swing, if you're in an area that regularly floods/has large puddles please wash your feet when you come back from a trip outside leptospirosis is scary af

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

here lemme help

*ahem*

reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from

hope that works :)

THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA

THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...

the heavenly sphere!

WHAT IS THIS??

Dressed to insult.

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Ok I don’t know why I am just seeing this. But like years ago. Probably 2015 I saw a whole big post about many more Bollywood bad lip reading. I have more of the gifs in store. I am sharing them below 👇

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Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

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That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that's blorbo from my memes 👍

Okay okay here's the rant

  1. Do not post your identifing information online- profile pictures, names, email ids, phone numbers, aadhar cards okay okay that's it but you get it right? Do not post them unless you're really really sure you want that information out there. I have some mutuals who have their faces as their pfps so it's not like you don't have to do it. You should just know the consequences of posting that information online. Especially if you're minor and in some cases even a girl.
  2. Do not tell them your age, i don't need to know you're 15 year old. Maybe i can guess from your rants about school or college or work but that's a secondary thought. You should not post your age so carelessly on your front page, it just makes you a better target. Again, especially if you're a minor.
  3. And this is going to be general because we don't have live location feature on tumblr thank god. Never share your pictures from a place you're at while you're still at that place. Mostly applies to vacations and outings. Post those pictures after you've left that place and similarly NEVER tag in your location while you're there.
  4. Do not overshare facts and identifyable details about you to strangers. No need to give them your insta id or anything like that. Ik you may want to share it after you've known them for quiet a long while and you're very sure of their identity buy please take it slow and don't trust people easily because there is no undo button here.
  5. Never paste your trigger warnings. Those things are between you, god and your non existent therapist.

There are so many other things that I'll add later on but in short, the most simple rule is this.

Before posting anything identifiable online, imagine there is a person sitting on the other end that wants to harm you. Now decide on if what you're posting is going to make it easier for him to track you/harm you or not.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

Marceline is 6 today

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

romanticizing mental illness is dangerous and misleading

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Artsy depression: haunted eyes, good at art, emo hair and eyeliner on point
Actual Depression: bloodshot eyes, no longer trust themselves with pencils, has not showered in five days
Quirky OCD: organized books, clean room, color coordinated outfits
Actual OCD: Intrusive thoughts, flipping the light switch 8 times so you don’t stab your brother, picking holes in your skin
Cute eating disorders: Slim trim and beautiful, shyly refusing a second helping, dancer aesthetic
Actual eating disorders: Puffy cheeks and eroded teeth from excessive vomiting, hair growing over your freezing body and refusing to eat carrots because they’re too high in carbs
Adorable anxiety: just a smol bean, soft, must be protected from the world
Actual anxiety: crying so hard you throw up, shaking, losing sleep over a period after the “okay”
RPG PTSD: flashbacks, vietnam, u don’t know what i’ve been through kiddo
Actual PTSD: Buying your first pregnancy test at twelve, flinching at high fives, i can’t feel my hands where am I what year is it
Cartoon ADHD: look a squirrel, something shiny, fidgety loveable bufoon
Actual ADHD: rereading the same page over and over because it doesn’t make sense, hasn’t done the laundry in four months, hyperfocusing on a mushroom knowing you have work to do
stop making terrifying realities seem cute. it’s disrespectful for those of us who are actually struggling

Fucking preach.

Uwu smol baby autism: adorably awkward, huggable, acts cute when confused, has some sort of rainman talent and a perfect memory in general

Real autism: worrying about whether you’re interpreting people’s cues correctly/making your tone sound correct for the context, or whether they’re about to get wierded out and uncomfortable bc of something you said, sensory issues that drive you nuts, not being able to adapt to sudden changes in plans and freaking out, melting down or shutting down when stressed by stupid things

Reblogging for the autism part that is just too real 

“Cool” Emotional detachment: The person is stone cold, so cold that Polar Bears say “man, they’re one cold person”. In reality, it’s more like: God, why can’t I feel anything? Am I truly happy? Why do I feel so empty? Why does my heart feel so hollow? Why can’t I cry? Why does it feel like there’s an echo inside of me every time I laugh or talk or do anything.

Romanticized SA victim: violent but kind, typically a woman with “this happened to me so i wont it happen let anyone else uwu”, “brave” personality-wise and physically strong, I haven’t had someone touch me in a good way for so long please hug me

Real (most) SA victims: flinching at hugs, not being able to show physical affection to your own friends, not being able to even look at people who look like your assaulter, brave but not because of being SA-ed for fuck’s sake brave for even trying to live with the pain, distant and numb and often coming off as “unfriendly” because of what being friendly did to them

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I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight