I Love The Way You Lie

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

I just heard that the reason that Beyonce announced her pregnancy is because Blue was out there telling all her classmates that her mom was pregnant. When I say I HOLLERED like thats so funny

@ohgollygeeitstess

As a wife and mother, it’s a sobering thought that everyone who lives in my house has been inside of my vagina.

@atlasdidshrug

Kylie Jenner, so cute as a baby

@ohgollygeeitstess

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me

Misogyny. Meanwhile, where’s OUR app to tell us how many women they’ve slept with, how many kids they got and don’t take care of, or how many women they’ve left sexually frustrated?

Please and thank you

Or how many women they’ve assaulted, slandered, lead on for sex.

men LOVE to talk shit about women who are sexually active, while feeling like GODS for sleeping with as many women as possible 

if you think a woman is spoiled after being touched, maybe you should take a look at your own damn hands

Maybe if they had an app like this, they’d be able to actually find the damn clit

MAYBE IF THEY HAD AN APP LIKE THIS THEYD BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY FIND THE DAMN CLIT I CANT BREATHE

(via AlsBoy)

Zoom zoom

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

trying out passwords

This is a photo of my soul

Source 

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.