Daine Kozak

ableists are like “elton john has a cane now oh no how sad” as if it doesn’t make him even cooler and sexier and better than all of you. piss off

Do you KNOW how much flamboyance you can contain in one cane? SO MUCH. Maybe he’ll be responsible for creating more cane fashion than ever previously imagined

#elton john is ARMED

(via @princepestilence )

also this is less of a video game thing and more of a fantasy writing thing but like. i just have to say. if you want your fantasy characters to talk like normal people you can do that. you don't have to make up corny swears for your fantasy to be immersive. you can just say "fuck you" instead of "shadows take you" and you can just say "goddamn" instead of "matron's teats." if you want. just if you want

alternatively for writing modern day fiction you can also have people say “may the gods ensure your suffering” instead of “fuck you,” or instead of “are you an idiot” you can say “have the ravens pecked out your mind” if you want. nobody can stop you.

i can stop you. i can drop from the ceiling in your house and fuck your shit up for putting this on my post

i’d like to see you try, the wraiths of the underhells have tried and maybe you’ll have more success than them

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

Instagram and TikTok have successfully created the Torment Nexus from Jim Carrey's iconic work, "Don't put people in the Torment Nexus"

The Sandpiper? That’s the one. He performs here every night.

Working as a prep cook for a Jewish summer I learnt this and I’ve never looked back

if you’re not a big, strong fella like these guys, you can whack the bottom of the lettuce head on the counter. fun and efficient culinary violence.

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

what never fails to make me cry are ancient toys

someone made these for a child so they could have fun. that’s its only purpose.

‘kh doesn’t make sense sometimes!’ ‘kh is overly complicated!’ kh is about love. i have some news for you about the nature of love

by the way when i made this post the kind of thing i was talking about is like ‘how was kairi able to stay in sora’s heart?’ ‘how did she bring him back again?’ ‘how did the nobodies (re)gain hearts and feelings?’ ‘how did riku temporarily transform into a dream eater?’ ‘how did these characters even come into existence?’ ‘how were ventus, roxas, and xion all saved and brought back?’ and stuff like that. because while there may be in-universe explanations for all of those, i think we can agree it’s kind of wild sometimes. people demand hard answers. but at some point you have to suspend your disbelief and say ‘accept the canon answer, plus the power of love. that’s all there is to it’

being insane about your own fics is so embarrassing like i want to scream and cry and shout about them but it’s like. my own guys.

The older I get the more I realize that everything really is that deep. The people you confide in, trust, date, become friends with, the opportunities you take. What you eat and even what you consume. It’s very deep and shouldn’t be taken lightly.

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

i know there's people saying if you have procrastination issues you should really work on them so you don't fuck yourself over but unfortunately the universe keeps letting me get away with it scot-free every single time and for as long as that's happening i will keep doing it. may the world continue holding me like a baby

I physically cannot leave this in the tags

Today in chemistry we did a lab where we burned different chemical compounds to see what color flame would be produced and my group mixed all of the compounds together, and this was result

fire is gay culture confirmed

This is that shit the dragons shot at Aang and Zuko

what happened to jesse mccartney its like he disappeared off the face of the earth

he’s just a nobody now tbh

Heritage Post

12/19/2013

shout out to the drag queen last night who started the show with “ladies, gentlemen, and those of us who know better’

The chandelier rises one last time.