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@higgsboshark

Come for the fanfiction, stay for the dad jokes! They/them. My Ao3 is here.
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batboyblog

Things Biden and the Democrats did, this week #16

April 26-May 3 2024

  1. President Biden announced $3 billion to help replace lead pipes in the drinking water system. Millions of Americans get their drinking water through lead pipes, which are toxic, no level of lead exposure is safe. This problem disproportionately affects people of color and low income communities. This first investment of a planned $15 billion will replace 1.7 million lead pipe lines. The Biden Administration plans to replace all lead pipes in the country by the end of the decade.
  2. President Biden canceled the student debt of 317,000 former students of a fraudulent for-profit college system. The Art Institutes was a for-profit system of dozens of schools offering degrees in video-game design and other arts. After years of legal troubles around misleading students and falsifying data the last AI schools closed abruptly without warning in September last year. This adds to the $29 billion in debt for 1.7 borrowers who wee mislead and defrauded by their schools which the Biden Administration has done, and a total debt relief for 4.6 million borrowers so far under Biden.
  3. President Biden expanded two California national monuments protecting thousands of acres of land. The two national monuments are the San Gabriel Mountains National Monument and the Berryessa Snow Mountain National Monument, which are being expanded by 120,000 acres. The new protections cover lands of cultural and religious importance to a number of California based native communities. This expansion was first proposed by then Senator Kamala Harris in 2018 as part of a wide ranging plan to expand and protect public land in California. This expansion is part of the Administration's goals to protect, conserve, and restore at least 30 percent of U.S. lands and waters by 2030.
  4. The Department of Transportation announced new rules that will require car manufacturers to install automatic braking systems in new cars. Starting in 2029 all new cars will be required to have systems to detect pedestrians and automatically apply the breaks in an emergency. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration projects this new rule will save 360 lives every year and prevent at least 24,000 injuries annually.
  5. The IRS announced plans to ramp up audits on the wealthiest Americans. The IRS plans on increasing its audit rate on taxpayers who make over $10 million a year. After decades of Republicans in Congress cutting IRS funding to protect wealthy tax cheats the Biden Administration passed $80 billion for tougher enforcement on the wealthy. The IRS has been able to collect just in one year $500 Million in undisputed but unpaid back taxes from wealthy households, and shows a rise of $31 billion from audits in the 2023 tax year. The IRS also announced its free direct file pilot program was a smashing success. The program allowed tax payers across 12 states to file directly for free with the IRS over the internet. The IRS announced that 140,000 tax payers were able to use it over their target of 100,000, they estimated it saved $5.6 million in tax prep fees, over 90% of users were happy with the webpage and reported it quicker and easier than companies like H&R Block. the IRS plans to bring direct file nationwide next year.
  6. The Department of Interior announced plans for new off shore wind power. The two new sites, off the coast of Oregon and in the Gulf of Maine, would together generate 18 gigawatts of totally clean energy, enough to power 6 million homes.
  7. The Biden Administration announced new rules to finally allow DACA recipients to be covered by Obamacare. Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) is an Obama era policy that allows people brought to the United States as children without legal status to remain and to legally work. However for years DACA recipients have not been able to get health coverage through the Obamacare Health Care Marketplace. This rule change will bring health coverage to at least 100,000 uninsured people.
  8. The Department of Health and Human Services finalized rules that require LGBTQ+ and Intersex minors in the foster care system be placed in supportive and affirming homes.
  9. The Senate confirmed Georgia Alexakis to a life time federal judgeship in Illinois. This brings the total number of federal judges appointed by President Biden to 194. For the first time in history the majority of a President's nominees to the federal bench have not been white men.
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boazpriestly

I just had a dream that gave me one of the best phrases. You know how when queer people spot another queer person it's called "gaydar"? Well in my dream, when a neurodivergent person clocks another neurodivergent person it's called "spectrometer".

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This isn't aimed at any one person, more of a general observation from my comments/inbox over the last few years, but the number of people who say things like "but that's normal" when I describe hypermobility compared to the number of times healthcare providers look at me like I'm a glitch in the matrix is a Ven diagram made up of a single circle at this point.

Like I feel like some people just aren't envisioning the things I'm describing properly and are imagining a normal range of motion, but I also think some of you might want to consider getting evaulated.

Especially when you send me messages like, "There's nothing wrong with me except for my debilitating joint pain, crippling exhaustion, and the fact that blood shoots out of my eyes once a month, but isn't it normal to be able to do X?"

I thought my range of motion was normal until I showed my physio therapist and she went "nope, I can't do that. We need to strengthen your core and muscles around the joints"

That was 'fun' for me too. I still remember starting PT for my TMJ during the pandemic because my jaw kept getting 'stuck' (dislocating but I didn't realize that's what was happening because my jaw has always done that, the only difference was now it hurt), and my PT's response when she asked me to open my mouth as wide as I could was to pause diplomatically and then inform me really cheerfully, 'Okay, great, awesome. well done. That was horrifying. Let's never do that again.'

When she showed me the actual range of motion most people have, I called bullshit. But she just looked at me like, no, really, you're the weird one here.

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higgsboshark

So once upon a time I was 25 and in physical therapy for the second time, because I'd dislocated my shoulder picking up a water bottle

(as is definitely perfectly normal)

(the first round of PT was at 21 when I played the drums in Rock Band too hard and caused permanent damage to my shoulder)

(other shoulder)

ANYWAY I told the therapist I was pretty sure I had hypermobility and she was like "Okay, show me your full range of motion." So I did. After a minute she went "... well, you don't see that every day."

I still remember this because it's the closest thing to a formal diagnosis I've ever gotten. "Horrified a physical therapist" isn't on any of the diagnostic lists I know of but maybe it should be

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higgsboshark

Unexpected benefit of joining my local community garden: eating free hummus while a middle aged lesbian with a mullet gave a talk about the international urban gardening movement

That shit balanced my humors, watered my (literal and metaphorical) crops and alphabetized my spice rack. If I grow any actual plants it'll be a bonus

oh shit I'm becoming a Colorado gardener I need to buy myself a nalgene and absolutely plaster it with stickers

Today I worked in the garden and no one else's water bottle had stickers on it so I'm pretty sure i'm the best at gardening by default (have planted nothing, 'best' determined solely by vibes)

Also I once again forgot that my idea of common knowledge is wildly skewed. People kept saying things like "I hear this plant with the fuzzy leaves can be made into a medicinal tea!" and in my mind I turned into this XKCD cartoon

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Honestly where does Sam Reich think he gets the right to come into the homes of innocent viewers and sing the Do the Wenis song the exact number of times to make us involuntarily memorize it

I had plans for those neurons, Sam! I had goals, nay, DREAMS for them until you hijacked my defenseless eardrums and tattooed your rhythmic legacy into my psyche!

One day you will have to stand at the gates of heaven and defend your actions, and WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN, SAMUEL? WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN

anyway great episode

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fyeahegerton

I’m a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)

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arrghigiveup

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis

@bucklikethedollar why would you hide poetry like this in the notes

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higgsboshark

Unexpected benefit of joining my local community garden: eating free hummus while a middle aged lesbian with a mullet gave a talk about the international urban gardening movement

That shit balanced my humors, watered my (literal and metaphorical) crops and alphabetized my spice rack. If I grow any actual plants it'll be a bonus

oh shit I'm becoming a Colorado gardener I need to buy myself a nalgene and absolutely plaster it with stickers