“Do you like me? Do you still like me? (JH: Yes.) Don’t like me. When I think about someone liking me, I become weak. If I become weak now, I’m done for.”
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
WHO DID THIS VOICE OVER LMAO
greatnesscollective
I’m not watching the show. This is all I need.
^^^im mad I️ know people who talk like this😂
Y he so loud for???
This shoulda been the original
This makes me mad because he doesn’t even change the dialogue, he just yelled it….. like I’m mad because I like it too:/
maurypovichoffficial
I want the entire season redone with this person voicing every single character
salmahayek
I’M FUCKING CRYING “I COULD EAT A WHOLE Bowl OF NOUGAT”
Steve: [in a crowd and can't find bucky] 'this calls for drastic measures'
Steve: [uses his hands as a microphone] "STEVE ROGERS SUCKS!"
Bucky: [from across the room] "what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"
Steve: "there he is"
when someone says there is no way they can bring Pietro Maximoff back
Age of Ultron
Audience: Well I sure hope the Natasha x Bruce thing isn't weird and forced--
Natasha: OMG Bruce. I like you. It has been SO obvious and developing like a realistic relationship ALL this time.
Cap: WELL DUH I can see Tasha and Bruce we ALL see it OF COURSE we ALL see the way Tasha has looked at Bruce ALL THIS TIME
Natasha: Clint, my BEST FRIEND. Did I mention he's my BEST FRIEND?
Clint: of COURSE I have a wife and kids DUH
Clint's Wife: OMG so like WHEN are Nat and Bruce getting together that has been going on for SO LONG. Like it's been SO obvious.
Tony: OMG so glad I get to make sex jokes about the Hulk and Black Widow because they are OBVIOUSLY a thing
Natasha: YES of COURSE I love you Bruce do you not remember how I ADORE you and want to have babies and run away with you while Ultron is attacking YES of COURSE this totally goes along with my character I TOLD you so
Bruce: *is just as confused as the audience*
Natasha: WOAH Fury, you sneaky GUY you TOTALLY played matchmaker for me and Bruce because this relationship was planned the WHOLE TIME. It has been in the works since EDWARD NORTON was the Hulk DUH.
Audience: ...well at least Ultron and the twins were cool.
when you feel the first cramp
yatahisofficiallyridiculous
Where is the lie
So just to recap (x):
- Marvel didn’t want the Clint farm storyline, but Whedon insisted they leave it in the movie. In exchange, he cut much of Thor’s vision subplot, which made very little sense as a result.
- Whedon really wanted a BruceNat relationship after writing the Hut scene in the Avengers. You know, the scene where she’s terrified of Bruce.
- Whedon fought against a Clint/Natasha relationship, even thought it was planned, for no fucking reason.
- Whedon wrote a scene where Natasha is rejected by Banner after offering to run away with him, and originally planned the bedroom moment to be a scene where her flirting turns him into the Hulk?
And then he laments the fact he didn’t have enough time so the plot seemed rushed. Even though he spent like 30+ minutes at the farm, and building up BruceNat, and everything the executives wanted to cut for the movie to run smoothly and make sense.
I just… what the fuck, Whedon??? The film could have had a completely different vibe.
I don’t understand how there’s no Black Widow movie. A little girl being taught to be a spy from childhood. Destroying her youth and innocence and learning to kill. Competing against 27 other girls to stay alive. Being pushed to the breaking point morally, physically, and emotionally. Seeing The Red Room forge her into a weapon. The beginning of her career - assassinating diplomats, manipulating prisoners of Russia, outsmarting SHIELD. Backstory to Drakov, Sal Paulo, the hospital fire, and Budapest. And then a rookie SHIELD agent has her in sight on his scopes. His finger is in the trigger, but he hesitates. She looks scared. She looks tired. She looks like a fighter. So, he brings her in, and takes her under his wing. From a child assassin to a Russian defector. And they could throw Bucky and Yelena in there, along with Clint and Fury, and maybe even a Peggy Carter/Dottie Underwood Red Room origin story.
Like, who heard that and went - ‘no, I’m gonna go with Spiderman for the third time, and this guy who can talk to ants’?!
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diemarysues
radiorcrist
#I never noticed the flower#so the question is if Bilbo picked it and gifted it to Thorin#and Thorin carried it throughout their walk#like the big smitten king he is#or if Thorin found just the right flower in the entire field#and waited until just the right moment to give it to Bilbo#all flustered and kind of shy#which was new and a little annoying to him#and he didn’t quite know what to do with it#and Bilbo just smiles at him#seeing all these things in Thorin’s face#and loving him all the more for it#my new favorite post (via areyousuretonightsadangernight)
Cinematic Masterpiece
clawstoagunfight
this is the best post on tumblr
oh my god
♪ all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces… ♪