O w O of immunity. Reblog to ward off the evils of 2019

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

old boys

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

So you’ve got this bitch-ass fitted sheet that you would normally pile into a ball and shove into a closet so you won’t have to deal with it, yeah? Well. Quit acting like a piece of linen is better than you are. You can make a fitted sheet bend to your will. And here’s how…

First, put your sheet on the floor. Stand above it for a few seconds so it knows who’s boss.

Then, put your hand in the lower left corner so that it’s inside out. Do the same to the lower right corner.

Now, your lower left and right corners of the fitted sheet should be inside out. (Shoutout to Amy Poehler, love your work).

Then, take the lower left corner (that’s still inside out) and tuck it into the upper left corner. It should look like the picture above once you’re done. Then, do the same with your right corners.

It should look something like that. Right now, she’s your friend at the end of a good night out. Doesn’t look really bad, but you know she deserves better. 

Pull at the corners until you get something like this shape, as it makes it easier to fold. You’ve given your friend some plain white bread and a glass of water. She’s looking much more presentable now.

Now, pull in at the elastic until you make a rectangle. You’ll want to tuck and smooth the excess fabric away from the elastic seams and towards the closed edge of the fitted sheet.

Once you’ve got a (semi) neat rectangle, fold the the top of the sheet down about a third of the way through. I like to fold the upper part of the sheet down first, because it’s not as straight of an edge as the bottom. You can find your own meaning within that description.

Now, fold the lower portion of the sheet on top of the part you’ve already folded down.

Fold the left side of the sheet into the middle, and then fold the right side of the sheet on top of what you just folded. 

Congratulations. You just made a fitted sheet your bitch.

No but really, this has been the most complete and informative description of how to fold a fitted sheet I’ve ever seen. Very few that I’ve seen show the “bread and water” step.

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

this gave me chills

this would make a really interesting anime

Oh fuck no…

Do u see… That fucking deer…

lol

this is gospel (piano version) layered 3 times: left ear, right ear, and middle

headphones are strongly recommended!

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

I CAN NOW DIE HAPPY. THANK YOU GOD AND ALSO JESUS FOR THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF HEAVEN

Silence

In a Heartbeat - Animated Short Film (2017)

A closeted boy runs the risk of being outed by his own heart after it pops out of his chest to chase down the boy of his dreams.

© Beth David and Esteban Bravo 2017

It’s here! After a year and a half of hard work, we are both so excited to finally share our film with you. Thank you all for your support and encouragement - this film means the world to us, and your kindness and enthusiasm has made this journey all the more meaningful. It is our great pleasure to share with you this labor of love, and we hope with all our hearts that you enjoy watching it as much as we did making it.

<3

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REkk9SCRn0 Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/227690432

where we’re from, we’re no-one, our hometowns in the dark

Artwork link (x)

Drinking game idea

Scroll through prompt guy’s Tumblr page, and take a shot everytime he says “amigo” in a post

I’d only been playing for mere minutes, yet the world was already spinning around me.

Discarded bottles of tequila collected on the floor, forming a kind of glass maze. The chair I sat on, wooden with plastic padding, was seemingly the only real thing in the room. That and my computer, which was open in front of me. I scrolled through hundreds, thousands, MILLIONS of prompts, and the amigo count kept growing.

Would I even have enough alcohol to last the challenge?

I began to see less and less notes on Prompt Guy’s posts. Was I nearing the end? A time when he had less followers? Or were these prompts just that bad? I couldn’t really see properly.

Hours crawled past. Days. By now I was sure I was reaching the end - but by now I was also sure I was going to die from alcohol poisoning, so I wasn’t that pleased.

Finally, finally I reached the end.

His first post. His final amigo. My last second of consciousness before I slumped over in my chair and the world went black.

But not for long. The second my eyes closed, they shot back open again. I was lying on a polished marble floor. I pushed myself up into a sitting position, shoving my glasses up the bridge of my nose. Looking up, I was confronted by a blinding white light. A man’s face stared down at me from the heavens.

“Well done, amigo.” He says in his booming voice.

“P-Prompt Guy?” I ask.

He nods, his expression all-knowing. “It is time to join your brothers and sisters.” He tells me.

“What?”

And with that I am assimilated into the Prompt Guy database.

I don’t know how I feel about this

Daily reminder!