america’s next top model was tyra’s squid games

Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.

this feels appropriate

my favorite addition to the post

Your roommate is my sleep paralysis demon

June 12, 2020: The Robert E. Lee monument after the Black & Prideful LGBTQ+ March in Richmond, Virginia. 🌈

📷 Dave Parrish  

What if you cum inside me… and continue fucking me… until you cum again… haha jk… unless?…

this is a recipe for a CHILD

Maybe for straight people it is.

stuff that happened in the past decade

They can’t believe it

Can someone please tell me why walmart is selling cakes with the hurricane on it??? what the fuck is going ON???

I don't love tiktok but it's vital non Americans watch

florida culture is having “hurricane parties” which is where you and all your friends have a sleepover at the sturdiest house among the group and pray the power doesn’t go out during your group netflix binge. there’s usually a lot of snacks involved so it’s nice to see walmart making special cakes for the occasion

i would totally buy one

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

he was a boy and she was a girl

can i make it anymore obvious

Y’all I have a new role model

Calm down boy.

I literally need 30 brands of applesauce and 80 brands of cornflakes otherwise I will die

“No choice, no hope” is THE funniest way to describe not being able to pick Aquafina over Dasani

someone pointed out its explicitly a restaurant supply store, which is why it only stocks large amounts of the exact same products and mostly in large sizes - so he didn't even walk into a supermarket in the first place

oh my fuck

i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

i was watching a moth fly around my room and decided to turn on my tv and the first thing that came on screen was a court room scene of a law and order episode and i got fucking whiplash