sorry im new here what's the jurgen leitner rant? 🐾🐱
ahhh a classic
basically, someone on discord went on a rant about how much they hate leitner shorty before he appeared in the podcast and it went viral within the fandom to the point that someone made this reading of it
this is the full thing if you want it in this form
to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.
Hey is this a good idea or a bad idea:
You get that friggin ice breaker game. The plastic one with the penguin. The whatsitcalled. Don't Break The Ice. You get one of those, either from your parents basement or from a thrift store or some shit. You take the penguin figure, and you do whatever ritual or spell you need to, and you name that plastic penguin for that shitty person (your boss, your ex, your landlord, etc.). Maybe paint it or decorate it to better represent the person? idk.
Then on the ice bricks, you write all the different shitty traits this person has (liar, tracks mud in through the door, manipulative, ate your burrito, etc). Then you set the game up, and you write CONSEQUENCES on the little hammer thing.
Then you use that hammer thing to whack the ice bricks, so that the shitty person's shitty behaviors start to cause the metaphorical ground beneath them to crumble, until WHOOPS, the ice breaks and they fall down oh noooooo >:)
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Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. This is our first giveaway since we have finally finished moving and are now settled in Austria - and back in business! 💜
We have an online store that could use your support!
About us: My business is a small, family run establishment that I started here on tumblr in 2013. I’ve been lucky enough to grow to the point where this supports me, my partner, and our daughter. In the US we also had a brick-and-mortar shop in which I employed my mom and a few of my siblings. However, we closed it to be able to move to Austria, my home country! 💜 I strived to put compassion and ethics above all else in my business, and I hope that shines through. We have a website but also run many fun sales directly here on Tumblr.
What the first winner receives:
What the second winner receives:
Sigil Name: θəneʃ ɪðo
Planetary Correspondences: Venus, Moon
Color Correspondences: Yellow, Periwinkle
Numerology: 6
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Please read thoroughly before entering!
Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. This is our first giveaway since we have finally finished moving and are now settled in Austria - and back in business! 💜
We have an online store that could use your support!
About us: My business is a small, family run establishment that I started here on tumblr in 2013. I’ve been lucky enough to grow to the point where this supports me, my partner, and our daughter. In the US we also had a brick-and-mortar shop in which I employed my mom and a few of my siblings. However, we closed it to be able to move to Austria, my home country! 💜 I strived to put compassion and ethics above all else in my business, and I hope that shines through. We have a website but also run many fun sales directly here on Tumblr.
What the first winner receives:
What the second winner receives:
#crystals
A simple emoji spell to cleanse your dash, bring in positive thoughts, and break the power of anything that threatens bad luck or cursing if you don’t reblog.
Like to charge, reblog to cast. But only if you want to.
Take 15% off of Hel Mary statues, certain customs, crochet beanies & hand-painted items
Take 25% off all vintage and misc witchy items
Sales are active through 2/14/21
Custom statue requests are open! Klarna payments are available and I will ship Internationally by request 🤍
Hi y’all, I hate to do this, but I really need you to reblog my shop posts or this one because I’m out of money. My utilities are only half-paid and now over a week late, and I can’t DoorDash for extra money legally, because I haven’t been able to pay for my inspection for over 2 months. My car payment is due on February 8th along with my phone bill, and on top of that I’m currently in therapy for suspected agoraphobia and am having a hard time leaving the house without panicking anyway.
If you didn’t know, Death’s Head Divination has been my primary income source since about April of 2020. I left my full-time auto management job because I have an autoimmune disorder and was not allowed to work from home making sales calls (I tried to bargain with them for less money) and they of course reasoned that “only old people die from covid” at the time, not acknowledging that my medication for Crohn’s made me a petri dish for covid lungs. While I was still on temporary leave, I started developing severe joint swelling and pain from Lupus (brought on by that exact medication) and wouldn’t have been able to lift batteries and brake rotors anymore anyway. I had to leave permanently, whether I wanted to or not.
Sales were very good in 2020 and most of 2021, keeping me afloat to pay the bills - but after we moved in October of 2021, I drained my entire savings account (about 6k) to pay for move in and furniture we needed. On top of that I had three hospital visits from tachycardia events, which developed into a POTS-like syndrome after getting off the meds that my doctor said was causing them. I’ve been slowly recovering from that since September and haven’t been able to DoorDash to supplement what I lost. On top of that, I’m posting on four different social media platforms and am still having a hard time making consistent sales. While this is a woe-is-me post, it’s also just that the handling of the pandemic in general has caused a lot of small businesses to lose money, no one is getting financial help anymore, people have to work sick, and disabled people like me can’t work in the public anymore without risking dying. My health isn’t stable enough to get a traditional WFH job.
All that to say - please just push some buttons for me. Tumblr is different than everywhere else in that no one really sees my posts unless you reblog them. Liking essentially only acts as a save feature and lets me know you found some joy (which is great) but doesn’t get me any exposure. If you like my work, please go through my page and reblog some things? Even if you can’t afford anything, someone else who follows you might, and that would make all the difference to me.
Here’s some things that I do in the shop.
1. Hel Mary’s and custom deity statues
2. Crochet beanies
3. Crochet Tarot, Dice and Rune bags
4. Runes
5. Witchy art
6. Tarot Readings
7. Vintage/Misc
The sale is good through February 14th, 2021 - 15% off Hel Mary’s and custom statue requests and other art/handmade and 25% off all vintage and misc. The only exceptions are new arrivals or things I need to buy supplies for.
I take customs of just about anything, Klarna is available through Etsy and I will ship Internationally by request for most items if they aren’t too heavy or too large.
I know that everyone is tired and struggling, so please don’t feel bad if you can’t buy anything. A follow or a reblog goes a long way to helping me reach other people and maybe a sale. And if you want me to reblog something for you, just message me!
If you made it this far, thank you for reading. Ya’ll have kept me alive and kicking since like 2014, so idk where I would be without you. Hopefully better days are on the way for all of us.
Update for 2/5/21
I’ve paid what’s past due on the utilities and have enough money (like literally 1$ more) coming in to cover my car payment on the 8th, but I don’t have money to pay my phone bill which comes out on the same day, nor any money to actually ship any of my orders.
Reblogging is helping a lot! Thank you so much for stopping by the shop this weekend 🤍
This is perfect for those who want to cleanse the area before spellwork but can’t/don’t want to burn sage or palo santo! It’s also a great little pick me up and it’s very useful for grounding and centering if you use himalayan salt.
You Will Need:
- a spray bottle
- himalayan salt (protection, cleansing, grounding & centering) or sea salt (protection, cleansing, purification)
- preferably moon water but tap water is ok
- optional: dried rose petals (protection)
- lavender essential oil (purification)
- clary sage essential oil (protection, clarity, cleansing)
- tea tree essential oil (protection, purification and aura cleansing)
- definitely not optional: witch hazel (removing negativity, hexes and general dis-ease) - also makes the essential oils mix with the water. do not leave it out!!
sidenote - if you want to use this spray on you or your clothes, dilute the essential oils first to make sure you don’t develop a sensitivity!
How To Make:
1. mix a teaspoon or so of whichever salt you chose with your water and wait for it to dissolve before pouring it into a spray bottle.
2. add witch hazel in a 2 parts water 1 part witch hazel ratio
3. add a few drops of lavender essential oil, clary sage oil and tea tree oil depending on the strength of the scent you like
4. add a few dried rose petals if you want to!
5. put the lid on the bottle and give it a good shake before each use!
I personally use this for meditation, grounding & centering, before spellwork and to help me get to sleep.
Remember to always be safe with your essential oils!
💗
EDIT: be careful if you have cats because lavender is toxic to them! make sure not to spray too much or omit lavender oil from the ingredients if you want to be totally safe.
thanks for the reminder @rainbow-lava
When you’re just starting out, or even when you’re just too drained to practice your craft like you used to, it can feel like there isn’t enough magic in your life. This is your daily reminder that a lot of the time, the only difference between routine and magick is intent.
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
Could use this to help with Mini-p’s nursery school, the need to get our winter tires put on rims (which would save us tire-changing money in the long run), maybe someday help me visit my family in the US again, lol… :) Between winter tires at the start of the year, needing to have the garage door fixed, needing a new dryer, then losing the nice subsidized nursery school program, etc…2018 has been a bit spendier than normal. D'oh.
I can always use a boost. Hopefully from book orders!
Why not🥰 please bless me with fouturne🙏💰
Reblog if you need good fortune, little witches. I know I could use some right now. 💰 ✨
Since I know none of yall have lost your energy for supporting black people right now, you should check out this blog with over 1000 black-owned online shops.
It’s organized by category (so it’s not as overwhelming as it sounds) and there’s an LGBT section!
They think I have late stage Addison’s disease.
I have more testing I have to do.
I’m without words. This is terrifying.
I can’t even let myself grieve or relax because I don’t even have enough money to be diagnosed properly OR treated.
So please, please. If you have anything to spare.. I need it now more than ever ..
I appreciate any and ALL HELP!!!
If you’d like to immediately help me my PayPal is
I don’t want to die because I can’t afford to get treatment. I’ve come this far.. I’m desperate. I need my community now more than ever. Please don’t let me be forgotten
Here’s my GoFundMe to help with everything, I can’t reach the funds fully til I reach my goal or I end it. I’m only at 10% of what I need. SO PLEASE SHARE IT EVERYWHERE!! COPY THE LINK AND SHARE IT TO YOUR FB, TWITTER, IG, everywhere!! It’ll help me tremendously, and it’s the perfect way to help me if you cannot donate anything. It’d be helping survive, thank you
I'm dying too but hey help this person. Good luck whoever you are. Sorry I have a small blog so I'm not helping much.
I love you, I’m sending you all the positive energy, thank you for your time. I appreciate you ♥️
This is what i get all over my body when I get flare ups from stress. It’s extremely painful and leaves open sores, which is dangerous because I have a compromised immune system
I’ve had to have 3 emergency catheters so far because my bladder keeps completely shutting down..
These are only SOME OF THE SYMPTOMS DEALING WITH, But here it is! As humiliating as it is..here’s what it’s doing to me in full view..
DUDE I HOPE YOU ALL THE LUCK OF THE WORLD IDK WHO YOU ARE BUT ILU AND YOU DESERVE TO RESTORE YOURSELF
Get this person all the help you can everyone
I’m exhausted. I just want this to end. I want to live a normal life...
I can’t mentally, emotionally, and financially afford this shit. I need help. I’m working so hard on my own to get everything I can done and it’s like it never ends.. I just want a break to breathe
EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS PLEASE DONATE OR AT LEAST REBLOG IT IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT
PLEASE DONATE AND SPREAD THE WORD FOR HIM ITS DANGEROUSLY IMPORTANT THAT WE DO WHAT WE CAN TO HELP PLEASE REBLOG OR DONATE FOR HIM
I appreciate anything
signal boost! please, pitch in and get this guy the help he needs!
SIGNAL BOOOOSSTTTT
I really hope you get the help you need and pull through this.
Thank you,
I HAVE to. Or I’ll die.
I have so many appointments, and rent is due and I’m late, due to an emergency visit....So PLEASE keep posting, reblogging, donate whatever you comfortablly can, all helps!! Please PLEASE help me survive.. and if not, share my story/ GoFundMe to all platforms. donating directly to me through PayPal is the best way to help me right now !!
Y'all please help this person, this is really fucking important.
Guys, please! Help this person! I am so sorry, I can't donate, and all I can do is reblog, but I truly, truly hope that it will help you!
I now have an unexpected MRI on top of getting a catheter today, and two upcoming intense procedures where I will need after care... I literally don’t even know at this point. I’m so scared and lost. I feel so alone. No one NO ONE could afford this shit, live this shit, and have to do all of it at once. My mental health is taking a huge hit because of the stress of literally TRYING TO STAY ALIVE because of bills!!!!!!
I have 300$ in my account rn I and I have to use it for meds tomorrow, as well as transportation :( I can show proof. I have an MRI coming up and two other appointments this week. PLEASE , PLEASE if you’re able and ok donate what you can, share, boost, reblog, repost, share my story!! I need to SURVIVE! I just want to be able to heal like I said
OMG JUST HELP THEM STRAIGHT UPPPP. UUUGH
I'm literally at ROCK FUCKING BOTTOM of poverty and have nothing, but friends PLEASE SHARE THIS and help him!!!!
jesus christ please help him.
@jesuschrist pls help me please sir, I am poor and not well at all....... for real.
Pls help me, I’m at a mental breakdown point.
My friend has Addisons. Signal boost please.
!!!SPREAD THIS!!!
Please help or at least share :s
please help them, me reblogging wont do much but please.. i hope this helps a lil dude
Thank you for your reblog, I want you to know I see these comments and am forever grateful to y’all. This does matter and it does help me. More than a little, so thank you.
Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app
OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!
‘Boro coming in clutch
this feels like an important time to bring this back
thank you! I was looking for this!
reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.
My tarot and misc. video catalogue at the moment. I hope you can get some use out of these!
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