my brothers brave 💪🐻 my brothers wise 😌 🦉my brother doesn’t like girls 👩❌ he likes guys 👨✅ he kisses men 👨❤️💋👨 that turns him on 😳 and if you think that’s gross 🤮 well then i think you’re wrong 👎 cause i think it’s cooooooool 🏳️🌈👍
my wire mother taught me so much. like which metal is the best heat conductor. and the imagination needed to feel warmth
love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
Daily checklist of affirmations:
- Nothing wrong with me
- Nothing wrong with me
- Nothing wrong with me
- Nothing wrong with me
Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
diagnosed with thought about blorbos for too long disease (fatal)
someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it
The El Paso Times reports Copas told officers that she saw traffic signs that read "Juarez, Mexico," leading her to believe that her driver was trying to kidnap her.
Copas then took out a gun from her purse and allegedly shot Piedra in the back of the head...
..."The investigation does not support that a kidnapping took place or that Piedra was veering from Copas' destination," police said in their news release.
Well this is where all the viral sex trafficking myths and true crime "fuck politeness" bs was always gonna lead, huh?
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
I love you grandmother who helped me pin a trans flag to my battle vest, I love you leather daddies checking on us, I love you trans dykes driving the forklift loaded with water and ice, I love you queer kids in your renfair outfits, I love you faggot punks sizing up the cops, I love you drag queens laughing in the dressing room, I love you i love you I love you I love y