Callum: free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care
My man acting like they haven't kissed, hugged and touched like 50 times each.
can people with harry potter urls just not fucking follow me
the way i am losing followers over this. GOOD. bye
Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Eluria: Don't mess with my time off :p
Tumblr should add a feature where you can like a mutual's like on your post to let them know you saw their like and you're glad they liked the post. And also a feature where you are teleported to their house :]
Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
"some of you lesbians will like any wlw ship even if it's toxic 🙄" hell yeah I do reblog if you love toxic wlw relationships
never get into media where the characters are heavily associated with specific colors you will never be the same again
giving the people what they want
i really like drawing jane doe but i didn't want to just draw someone I already have so i added ocean too :]
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here
Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.
This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.
My question about this is, it seems to specifically be 'Alan Rickman's portrayal of Snape' that they pictured as the man they were interdimensionally marrying, so, how did they explain the existence of Alan Rickman? Was he kind of like Jesus in this scenario, the image of God made flesh? There's even more in question regarding that 'Gibbs' apostate, given that NCIS only exists as a tv show, so there's no pseudo-biblical text for it to be based on. What did they think the people filming the show were doing?