dc incorrect quotes
jon, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! damian, in a deep voice, holding ken: Nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids jason: What the fuck are you guys doing? damian: Playing systemic oppression
jason: Fuck. bruce: We’ve got to work on your cursing. jason: Why? I’m pretty good at cursing already.
bruce: I’m going to take you out joker: great, it’s a date! bruce: I meant that as a threat. joker: See you at five!~
dick: I’m driving. jason, out of view: Shotgun! tim, turning to face jason: Aww! But you had it on the way here- tim: OH HOLY SHIT- jason, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *loads gun*
damian, setting down a card: Ace of spades. jason, pulling out an uno card: Plus four. tim, pulling out a pokémon card: Eevee, I choose you! dick, trembling: What are we playing?
