being an adult fuckin sucks it's like oh yeah i have to walk a mile and a half today to burn enough calories so that i can fit a white claw into my consumption today without going over my self-imposed limit for caloric intake in this stupid app in my hell screen. i miss being a kid and eating like a full ice cream cake and then throwing up right after and being fine lmao
How do I feel… I feel like taking my clothes off, I feel like causing extraordinary amounts of property damage. I feel like i wanna scream, wanna fuck, like twisting limbs. And breaking bones… I feel great Mark.
Mayhem (2017) dir. Joe Lynch
A bookplate for the good person at Blue Willow Bookshop! They bent over backwards to help me get copies of Check, Please!: Sticks & Scones signed and to readers last month. Thank you! 🍂!🦞!
C A N O N
listen to me. listen.
i would die for bob.
How are the frogs doing?
Dex: Oh my god, they don’t need an entire newsletter, Nursey. Just say we’re doing good!
Nursey: You mean…we’re doing well?
AH!!! I THINK IT’S TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY!
Two Grand Prize Winners will receive:
- a signed copy of CHECK, PLEASE!: STICKS AND SCONES
- a Samwell University mini-pennant
- a falcs keychain & falcs enamel pin
And one winner will receive a signed copy of CHECK, PLEASE!: STICKS AND SCONES!
☆ Rules ☆
✔ The giveaway ends Friday, April 3. ✔ Enter by liking or re-blogging this post. You can enter as much as you’d like. ✔ Shipping to US & Canada only! Winners must respond with a mailing address within 24 hours of notification, please!
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Check, Please! follows Eric Bittle, a former figure skater who joins his college’s ice hockey team. It’s a queer romance, coming-of-age story, and has fun found family vibes! Read on checkpleasecomic.com or over at @omgcheckplease.
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Dir. Gil Junger
It’s called “Birds of Prey” because Harley Quinn is just living her life like the goose in Untitled Goose Game.
harley: you just killed a person
helena: (◕‿◕)
i very much enjoyed that Birds of Prey was a movie about a very tired lesbian aunt and three chaotic wlw trying to protect their equally chaotic baby sister
Pros of Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey -Canon LGBT main characters -Diverse cast and crew -Shiny and nonchronological with more energy than a Redbull 4-hour energy combo -Margot Robbie Margot Robbie Margot Robbie -Black Canary singing A NOTE YOU’VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE -Psycho villain breakup is somehow the most realistic portrayal of a breakup you’ve ever seen -on a similar note, love between girl & sandwich is better than most Hollywood romances. The sacrifice. The love. The tragedy -Helena Bertinelli on a motorcycle was specially crafted from the screams of the bisexual goblin horde that is my heart, and is the awkwardest assassin -Main characters realize they are extremely flawed bad people and actually do something about it
Cons of Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey -gaining unrealistic expectations for love because Helena Bertinelli doesn’t exist in real life -there’s only one scene with a glitter cannon
Seriously, I’m so in love with all her outfits but this one….! I need this jacket.