Keldeo -- KEIICHIRO ITO
will you let me go to heaven
so fucking tired of seeing this post on my dash it’s like the 14th time tonight. no little guy you’re going to hell where you fucking deserve to be
Purrely
"If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can excavate the top 3 cards of your Deck, and if you do, you can add 1 excavated 'Purrely' Spell/Trap to your hand, also place the rest on the bottom of your Deck in any order. Once per turn, during your Main Phase: You can reveal 1 'Purrely' Quick-Play Spell in your hand. Special Summon 1 Xyz Monster from your Extra Deck that mentions that card, by using this card you control as material, and attach the revealed card to the Summoned monster. (This is treated as an Xyz Summon.)"
Epurrely Happiness
"2 Level 2 monsters At the end of the Damage Step, if this card battled: You can add 1 'Purrely' card from your Deck to your hand, also, if this card has 'Purrely Happy Memory' as material, you can halve the ATK of 1 face-up monster on the field. Up to thrice per turn, when you activate a 'Purrely' Quick-Play Spell Card (Quick Effect): You can attach that card on field to this card as material, then you can return 1 Spell/Trap your opponent controls to the hand."
Squeaknight
"If this card is Special Summoned: You can activate this effect; treat this card as a Tuner this turn, also you can only Special Summon once from the Extra Deck for the rest of this turn. Once per turn, you can either: Target 1 face-up monster you control; equip this card to that target, OR: Unequip this card and Special Summon it. If the equipped monster would be destroyed by battle or card effect, destroy this card instead."
Outstanding Dog Marron
"When this card is sent to your GY: Shuffle it into your Deck."
Made to Order Mermaid Outfit Outfitter
"Target 1 card in your opponent's GY; banish it, then you can add 1 card from your Deck to your hand with the same name as that banished card. You can only activate 1 'Made to Order Mermaid Outfit Outfitter' per turn."