My last two brain cells fighting to stay positive

still healing from things I don’t speak about

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us"

Me: "Called it"

Therapist: "no"

Reblog if you’re the gay sister

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

i’d make u grilled cheese at 2 am

Hell yes.

all i had to do was write “girls.” in a pink font and all the wlws slammed reblog

Kehlani <3

Yeah I’m sad and depressed but at least I’m not racist or homophobic

if i take her than you’ll never get your bitch back

a good sense of humor is such a fucking turn on

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald