did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
nail gaymud: don't leak anything about the new season please we worked really hard on it
GO fans: ok master godman anything for you
misha colon: is anyone going to tweet about topping my coworker
spn fans: can you fall off a building
So tired I'm going to bed tonight
Pregant* Giving birth*
come on
I neeed USA number
file under grindr messages from jar jar binks
quick what is everyone doing right now
okay reblogging this again just to say that i love love love reading these,, like it's so incredible how we're all doing such vastly different things at the same time...ik it's an obvious thing but it's also insane to think about.
good omens has nothing on tgbjc
THIS TBH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all my problems stem from 1) i don’t remember things 2) i don’t want to do things 3) i don’t like being around people
Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head .
Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭
Loooook
being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing
what are characters you'd "save" from shitty source material if you could










